34 Long Beach, United States
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My self-summary
I'm kinda a smart-ass, but playfully so. I'm a pretty fun girl, got all my fingers and toes.
What I’m doing with my life
Living my life...trying to not sweat the small stuff
I’m really good at
I'd like to think that I’m really good at having a good time, laughing at myself, being really mediocre at bowling, making people smile, being in awkward situations, sleeping, and making up my own words. Getting lost, but can usually find my way.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I look younger than I am....and my smile and then when I open my mouth the witty, trashy, off the wall funny stuff I say
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book- Catcher in the Rye, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Movies- YES! I love movies! American Beauty, Steel Magnolias, Fight Club, Breakfast Club, Tombstone, Resevoir Dogs, Clockwork Orange...love scary movies, foreign movies, movies that make you think...I should stop, but I love movies
Shows- Grimm, Walking Dead, Big Bang Theory, Archer
Music- Almost all, even country....way too much to list
Food- There's too much, but give me anything spicy. I will give most things a try, but seafood... that's USUALLY a no for me.
The six things I could never do without
Chapstick, toothpaste, music, family, elmer's glue and toothpicks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How they say the grass is always greener on the otherside but not for the guy with the greener grass
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at work...I know I know...sucks. If not then usually doing something relaxing or like everyone else out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Moving to LA County has made me mean.....now when I have to sit in traffic, there better be an accident...BIG if it isn't even stop and go traffic, but dead traffic....no pun intended.
You should message me if
You want to be that guy I divorce when the kids go off to college....just kidding....."l just want a guy who wants to hang out all the time who thinks I'm the best person in the world and wants to have sex with only me"