29Aurora, United States
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My self-summary
*Let it be known now, the pictures I have up are all from when I was still in the military (over 3 years ago now). Between physical and mental issues leaving the service, I'm no longer in a place where I feel confident plastering selfies across the internet. If you're actually curious as to what I look like now, just imagine much longer hair, a bit more pathetic facial scruff, and about 30 extra pounds.*

I'm basically your average, every-day layabout. I'll work as long as I have to, but as soon as that's done you can find me just hanging out. I'm one of those crazy conservative-leaning church-goers, so if that's not your thing, then at least you don't have to keep reading on past this point.

I may come off as a strange person because of my slightly less-than-average life growing up. My family is close-knit, yet so sarcastic it borderlines sardonic. And I blame this entirely on my father, in both senses of the word. If you couldn't guess from that last sentence, my dad used to be a pastor, and had been since before he retired from the Army (I'm both an Army brat, and a Pastor's kid... what a combo, eh?).

More so, I decided to follow in his footsteps in the latter, serving my country with fervor and insanity... for six years. While I'm glad to for the opportunities granted to me, my service left me somewhat broken physically. I'm trying to build myself back to some type of 'fit' shape, but it's a slow process and I've still got a long way to go.

And, to top it all off, I'm back in school trying to earn a really expensive piece of paper that says I can sit in a classroom and 'learn' things... Great.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a full-time college student by day, and a computer nerd/musician by night. When I actually feel like it, I've been slowly working toward a BS in Computer Science/Information Technology. Other than that, I have the haughty aspiration of co-owning a bar/internet cafe with my brother someday maybe... possibly.
I’m really good at
Annoying people? I dunno. I don't really have mad bow staff skills or anything like that. I can play guitar somewhat well... and I built my computer, does that count? On occasion I can make people laugh with my impressions and spastic optimism, but only 46.3% of the time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I won't speak unless directly spoken to, or introduced by someone I already know. Yeah, I'm sort of introverted like that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I Am America (And So Can You!), Arguing With Idiots, Year of the Black Rainbow, Thr3e, Black, Red, White, Saint, Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr, The Transall Saga, The White Fox Chronicles
(In a nutshell: Political satire, Psychological Thrillers, Fantasy and Sci-Fi)

Movies/TV Shows: Fight Club, Spaceballs, Baseketball, Shaun of the Dead, Resident Evil, Family Guy, House M.D., Spongebob Squarepants, Freakazoid!

Music: Way too many to list! Imagine a lot of lesser-known bands that range from piano rock to borderline death metal. Just about anything other than country and rap/hip-hop. And every now and then I'll pull out the classics... like Bach or Haydn.

Food: Hu-Hot (Mongolian grill) and just about anything my mom makes...
Six things I could never do without
Music (Generically speaking, of course)
My Family
Technology (Again, generally vague)
My Keurig (For with which, without, I would surely sleep forever)
... Air?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The subtle differences between air speed velocities of African Swallows compared to that of European Swallows...
On a typical Friday night I am
Being boring and anti-socializing, either by working on homework or convincing myself that I can put off working on homework and go browse imgur for a few more hours.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I... don't really know. I'm kind of an open book about everything. I don't keep secrets and I let people know what I think of them upfront. That's why I come off as a jerk a lot of the time. So, I guess I can admit that I'm brutally honest?
You should message me if
You laughed at least once reading my profile, or found my strange quirks to your liking. Heck, maybe even if you're bored and just want somebody to talk with about random ramblings and spontaneous subjects.
The two of us