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My self-summary
I'm looking for a video game playing nerd with a twisted sense of humor. That's really the only two things I need, someone I can play games with and trade horrible jokes/statements/memes with.

Anything and everything else is icing on the cake, but finding just those two things is surprisingly difficult.
What I’m doing with my life
I sit around in pajama pants and oversized t-shirts playing video games and watching anime, sci-fi and such. I hang out with my cat while I do it.

Sometimes I go to work because rent and food cost this thing called money. I try to do this as little as possible. When possible I try to make money playing video games instead.

I'm also one of the many youtube gamers out there, a fairly unknown and unsuccessful one.

Trying to learn Japanese, right now I know enough to say "I don't speak Japanese."
I’m really good at
Figuring shit out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I consume media at a disturbing rate, so this list would be too long and tedious to read through.

My favorite foods are mainly varied Asian cuisines, especially if I'm in Asia while I eat them. The flavor and texture of food in the U.S. just isn't as good.
The six things I could never do without
Humans are highly adaptable, if it isn't needed for survival we can adapt to live without it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The paths not chosen and how I would do things with 20/20 hindsight.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I find most conversations on these websites to be like pulling teeth. So I'll probably decide it's not worth the effort and go back to playing video games and otherwise avoiding reality.

I have a generally cynical and skeptical attitude towards the world. I have become kind of a shut-in and I find that avoiding people breeds a much more positive attitude in me. Harvey Pekar is my spirit animal.
You should message me if
You're a nerd.

You want to share some dank ass memes.

Kevin Conroy is your favorite Batman.

You want senpai to notice you.

Someone stole your sweetroll.

You want to play some PC games with me.

You are a nurse named Joy. Cleveland has so many nurses, at least one of you has to be named Joy. I know you exist, message me and let me know you exist.

You want to yell at me for looking at your profile and not messaging you. (I do that a lot.)

If there isn't something outwardly nerdy on your profile, I will likely not message you first, but I try to respond to everyone, even the dirty normies.