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My self-summary
"I thought I was an atheist, until I realized I was a god."

I spend more time online than off, and I am looking to meet someone who is either the same way or at least cool with someone who is.

Basically I want someone to talk about video games, anime, and nerdy shit like that with. I also like talking about music, movies and typical things that people talk about.

Bonus points if you have dark sense of humor and like awful memes.

In past relationships(of both the friendly and romantic kind) the main point of contention has been that I do not compromise my nerdy hobbies.

I figure I should put that upfront and scare away people that would be scared away by it.
What I’m doing with my life
I am an avid indoorsman.

I sit around in pajama pants and oversized t-shirts playing video games (PC). I'll play any genre, but MMOs are what end up eating most of my time up.

I also sometimes go to work because rent and food cost this thing called money. I try to do this as little as possible. My work (military, non-killy part) has a lot of bureaucracy, public speaking and more bosses than Initech.

I used to have a somewhat successful youtube, it got taken down for copyright infringement. Now I'm an unsuccessful twitcher.
I’m really good at
Figuring shit out.

Accidentally pissing people off, especially people who don't like sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I consume media at a disturbing rate, so this list would be too long and tedious to read through, so I'll pick one of each.

God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything.

Pulp Fiction.

Breaking Bad.

Electric Six.


Anime bonus round: Cowboy Bebop.

Video game bonus round: Final Fantasy Tactics
Six things I could never do without
Humans are highly adaptable, if it isn't needed for survival we can adapt to live without it.

My cat is the most important thing in the world to me though. Most the humans I cared about are now dead or otherwise gone from my life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The paths not chosen and how I would do things with 20/20 hindsight.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I find most conversations on these websites to be like pulling teeth.

Basically I suck at talking to people, I have to work to motivate myself to send even simple messages sometimes.
You should message me if
You're a nerd.

You have a good suggestion of an obscure yet awesome piece of entertainment I may have somehow overlooked. (TV show, anime, video game, underground hip-hop artist, etc. I consume tons of content and am always on the hunt for more. )

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.
The two of us