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My self-summary
I'm looking for a video game playing nerd with a twisted sense of humor. That's really the only two things I need, someone I can play games with and trade horrible jokes/statements/memes with.

Anything and everything else is icing on the cake, but finding just those two things is surprisingly difficult.
What I’m doing with my life
I sit around in pajama pants and oversized t-shirts playing video games. I also do other nerd things like watching anime, sci-fi and such.

I hang out with my cat too, that's not really nerdy but I'm usually doing nerdy stuff while I hang out with her.

Sometimes I go to work because rent and food cost this thing called money. I try to do this as little as possible. My work has a lot of bureaucracy, public speaking and more bosses than Initech.

When possible I try to make money playing video games instead. I'm also one of the many youtube gamers out there, a fairly unknown and unsuccessful one. That's why I still have a job.

Trying to learn Japanese, right now I know enough to say "I don't speak Japanese."
I’m really good at
Figuring shit out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I consume media at a disturbing rate, so this list would be too long and tedious to read through.

My favorite foods are mainly varied Asian cuisines, especially if I'm in Asia while I eat them. The flavor and texture of food in the U.S. just isn't as good.
The six things I could never do without
Humans are highly adaptable, if it isn't needed for survival we can adapt to live without it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The paths not chosen and how I would do things with 20/20 hindsight.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I find most conversations on these websites to be like pulling teeth. So I'll probably decide it's not worth the effort and go back to playing video games and otherwise avoiding reality.

If you can entertain me I'll overlook pretty much any other flaw.

Tonight at a friend's birthday party a reasonably attractive woman kept trying to talk to me, get me to dance and even gave me her business card. My reaction was to leave the party.

That about sums up my dating life.
You should message me if
You're a nerd.

You want to share some dank ass memes.

Kevin Conroy is your favorite Batman.

You want senpai to notice you.

Someone stole your sweetroll.

You have a good suggestion of an obscure yet awesome piece of entertainment I may have somehow overlooked. (TV show, anime, video game, etc. I consume tons of content and am always on the hunt for more. )

You are a nurse named Joy. Cleveland has so many nurses, at least one of you has to be named Joy. I know you exist, message me and let me know you exist.
EDIT: I FOUND ONE! She was technically a med student near the end of her schooling, it still counts.

You want to yell at me for looking at your profile and not messaging you. (I do that a lot.)

If there isn't something outwardly nerdy on your profile, I will likely not message you first, but I try to respond to everyone.