The one thing that sums me up right now is calm. I am the chillest guy you will meet today. And possibly even tomorrow, too.
The exception to this is when, very occasionally, the particles inside my brain all line up together and I think of something vaguely clever to say. Doesn't happen that often, so I treasure it when it does and then look forward to the next time.
That's what I'm about, really.
Guaranteed conversation-killer? Probably. Ah well.
I'm going to have to say:
My PC, for vigorous, enthusiastic (and frequently quite messy) video editing.
A plentiful supply of tea, crumpets and honey.
My singing voice. Otherwise I'd get terribly bored in the bath.
An occasional mouthful of fresh air, whenever things become too stifling indoors.
Doctor Who. All of it.
Pepsi-cola. I drink far too much of the stuff.