38Wilmington, United States
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My self-summary
I just deleted everything that was written here....
Who cares, right?
If you want to know something about someone you ask.
The blurbs on cover hardly tell you what that book is about.
I'll give you a few things:
I'm a writer
I'm a big guy
I'm working on fixing that and have become very active and selective on what I put in my body
I'm interesting (and usually interested)
I'm not going to rewrite the rest of my profile...so all that info can be skimmed at your leisure.
Anything else....ask me.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently wasting my time filling out dating profiles.
I’m really good at
Being a smart ass...
My mouth get's me into a lot of trouble, then again, it gets me OUT of a lot of trouble as well.
The first things people usually notice about me
The first thing they tend to notice is that I'm looking them in the eyes when they are talking...some people really respect that. It freaks out everyone else.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
So Listing a bunch of things got Okcupid off my back about the length of my profile.... You do not need to read all this...

Movies: The Crow, Ginger Snaps, Back to the Future, Tron, Somewhere in Time, Almost Famous (director's cut), Say Anything... Strange Days, Up, A Goofy Movie, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Groundhog Day, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Time After Time, The Croupier, Anything by Guillermo del Toro especially The Devil's Backbone, Cube, The Last Dragon, Army Of Darkness, Rope, Teeth, Crank 1 &2, Accepted, Just Friends, Heathers, Nightmare on Elm St., Storytelling, Big Lebowski, Empire Records, Psycho, Fantasia 2000, Monsters Inc, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Tank Girl, Event Horizon, Time Crimes,The Lost Skeleton Of Cadavra, Cabin in the Woods ....

Music: Skunk Anansie, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Watsky, Regina Spektor, Radiohead, Cake, Cyndi Lauper, Live, Neil Diamond, Toadies, Peter Gabriel, Scissor Sisters, Cobra Starship, Phillip Glass, Daft Punk, Queen, No Doubt, Genesis, Mozart, Dolly Parton, Gorillaz, Nora Jones, Tom Waits, All is Well, MIA, Cee Lo Green, My Chemical Romance, Digital Underground, Trent Reznor, Digable Planets, Paperboy, Warren G, Jeff Buckley, Hall and Oates, I own over 120 movie scores

Books: Kurt Vonnegut, HP Lovecraft, Stephen King...anything by those guys. Replay by Ken Grimwood is a fantastic time travel book. The Lover's Dictionary, Not Anything by Carmen Rodriguez. The Maxx, Strangers in Paradise, Curious incident of the dog in the nighttime, the time travelers wife, On Writing by Stephen King, The Giver, Speaker for the Dead, Rant, The Stars My Destination, Survivor, Fight Club, Being There, Stuart Little, Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut
Six things I could never do without
My voice
My ability to list things
The number 6 (which today's show was brought to you by, not to mention the letter x)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Story ideas.
Copyright laws.
Places to hide evidence.
What did I do last night?
Where did I hide that evidence?
On a typical Friday night I am
Living life as that rarest of creatures: The Sober Writer
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been naked in front of over 6,000 people inThe Full Monty. Nothing is private anymore. I answer anything about myself, there are no secrets.
You should message me if
you laughed at least once today...
Or if you are interested in laughing....

or if you're just interested in words starting with the letter L...
or Y
or H
or your curiosity gets the best of you and you just have to know how crazy this guy is.....the answer may surprise you.
The two of us