I am megalomaniacal, brilliant, and modest *blink*
Detecting malevolent conspiracies lurking behind facades of mediocre banality.
Turning my internalized thesaurus to the production of voluminous masses of sesquipedalian prose of a lurid and turgid violet hue, then backspacing over all of it because it is unsatisfyingly short in the ultraviolet spectrum, then writing it again in a long run-on sentence with too many nested parentheses.
If I've bothered to dress up, the nail polish or the way my moustache complements my dress.
The heresies generally show up if they've spent any length of time talking to me.
I don't really pay attention to movies - they're too short and too high-budget to have much scope for the sort of sprawling story I like, usually. Babylon 5 was excellent. Unexpectedly, I liked Fight Club and Pirates of the Carribbean in spite of the fact that everyone insisted they were great.
My favourite albums are probably Funker Vogt's Maschine Zeit and The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets's Cthulhu Strikes Back.
As for food: Chocolate. Pizza. Olives. Coffee. Falafels. Burritos, if made the way I like them.
Also, how could they forget games?
Dwarf Fortress and Nethack are excellent. On the commercial front I quite liked Final Fantasy 7 and Izuna.
Now, things that aren't exactly private (even if it usually takes at least ten minutes of conversation for an attractive CIA agent to work the conversation around to it) that I'd be willing to admit - I have a girlfriend. We're poly. This may or may not mean quite the same things to you that it does to me, but at the least means that if I call my girlfriend to say I'll be home late, the excuse given will be 'am making out with someone' rather than 'the boss gave me extra work today'. (Note: we're distinct people. While unicorns are awesome, dating one of us does not mean that you're expected to date both of us.)
Advisories: while I don't dislike IMs, I don't guarantee that they will work. I use weird browsers. If you're IMing me and I don't respond reasonably quickly, it's probably that OKCupid is broken, not that I hate you.
You should NOT message me if the owners have decided they want to charge money for sending messages, as I will assume that you are some form of automaton.