I started up smoking again because apparently i suck, but am far less likely to smoke if i'm around someone who doesn't, and i never smoke in my house or my car.
Last but not least, I respectfully request that any would be suitors meet the following criteria (clearing my throat):
1. Have a job or be legitimately retired.
2. Have your own transportation (the city bus does not count cuz it doesn't belong to you) and a valid non-suspended and/or revoked driver's license.
3. Not be estranged from your children (if you have them) due to your inability to step up to the plate like a decent human being and be there for them as a parent.
I don't mean to sound like a raging ****, but if you're in my age group and can't manage these things, I really don't see us having anything in common. Just trying to save us both time and effort.
My cappuchino maker
My dog (he's really really cute and huge and hairy)
Food and water and oxygen (I'm counting all three of these things as ONE thing, so deal with it)
my steam mop. I know that's 7 things, but have you ever used a steam mop? They are completely awesome.
I can waste a lot of time thinking about really stupid things :)
And please don't message me if all you're going to say is something stupid like "you sound kinky. want to chat?" or "I bet you have nice legs." That's just flat out socially retarded. You wouldn't just walk up to a woman on the street and say something like that (unless you want to be slapped or called a pervert), so you should probably have the manners and social consideration you would have if you were meeting someone face to face.