TerriBehrens
51 Phoenix, United States
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My self-summary
Tra-la! It's me! That's one hell of a questionaire, isn't it? Looking for someone I can laugh, love and live a little with. I like roadtrips and beautiful landscapes, appreciate good food. Sometimes I swear. Am fond of singing loudly and proudly to the radio while driving. I am kind to animals and small children. I almost never run red lights. I like lively, intelligent conversation. And sometimes i laugh inappropriately when someone falls down. Sorry 'bout that.

I no longer smoke cigarettes but am completely and utterly hooked on my e-cigarette.

Last but not least, I respectfully request that any would be suitors meet the following criteria (clearing my throat):

1. Have a job or be legitimately retired.
2. Have your own transportation (the city bus does not count cuz it doesn't belong to you) and a valid non-suspended and/or revoked driver's license.
3. Not be estranged from your children (if you have them) due to your inability to step up to the plate like a decent human being and be there for them as a parent.
4. Don't lie about having a degree if you don't have one. It's okay not to have one, just please don't be a big fat stupid liar about it.

I don't mean to sound like a raging ****, but if you're in my age group and can't manage these things, I really don't see us having anything in common. Just trying to save us both time and effort.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting by, living, smiling, laughing when I can. I never stop learning. OH! and I QUIT SMOKING!!! (just in case you didn't catch that earlier) *confetti and noisemakers* Of course, now I have this e-cigarette I'm apparently hooked on, but at least it doesn't stink and give me death breath. :)
I’m really good at
I can whistle with my fingers! And i really like driving with the windows rolled down on a beautiful day with my arm stretched out the window and the wind messing up my hair. I realize that doing this isnt a skill, but being able to enjoy it IS.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have great hair. Honestly though, it's probably my face first and then my breasts depending on what I'm wearing and how cold it is outside.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Game of Thrones (the books), the movie Freeway (during which I laughed my hind end off), many many types of music (except rap... I just don't get that at all), adventurous food (yes, I eat meat. I am nothing close to a vegan or the like... yeah, BEEF!).
The six things I could never do without
(not in any particular order)
My family
My cappuchino maker
My dog (he's really really cute and huge and hairy)
My hairbrush
My toothbrush
Food and water and oxygen (I'm counting all three of these things as ONE thing, so deal with it)
my steam mop. I know that's 7 things, but have you ever used a steam mop? They are completely awesome.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is there some universal way to phonetically spell "W?" Double you? Double U? Double yew? Dubble yoo? i mean, we spell out NUMBERS, so shouldn't we spell out letters too? or is that absurd because you have to USE letters to spell out letters so if you don't know them you're kind of fucked anyway?

I can waste a lot of time thinking about really stupid things :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Headed home from visiting my daughter and grandbabies. Usually with 2 little grandsons in tow who trash my house, eat all my food and wake me up on Saturday at the buttcrack of dawn.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You mean right here? Now? Apparently nothing.
You should message me if
You don't mind that I'm not a stick figure :) I'm a curvy woman, not at all skinny. I like to get this out of the way so i don't have to keep worrying 'will i be too fat?' I think I look good. Also, if you're the type intimidated by intellect, you might want to look elsewhere. I really do best when I'm with someone who can hold up their end of a conversation. Conversation is very important.

And please don't message me if all you're going to say is something stupid like "you sound kinky. want to chat?" or "I bet you have nice legs." That's just flat out socially retarded. You wouldn't just walk up to a woman on the street and say something like that (unless you want to be slapped or called a pervert), so you should probably have the manners and social consideration you would have if you were meeting someone face to face.
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