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My self-summary
Howdy, I'm Zach.

If you take this profile less seriously than I do, then you're probably cool and should send me a line. Never know right? I promise I don't own a fedora.

Either way, thanks for creeping ladies.
What I’m doing with my life
Aspiring writer. Between that and a day job I'm working on a sexy tech writing degree. #sexinessmayvary
I’m really good at
Not being creepy on a dating site. *Patting self on back*
Looking stoned in profile pics.
Dressing myself.
Being interesting and mysterious on the internet.
The first things people usually notice about me
Damn I'm good looking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Robert E. Howard, C.L. Moore, Joe Abercrombie, Laird Barron, Walter Moers, Robert B. Paker, Tom Piccirilli, Clark Ashton Smith, Karl Edward Wagner, Dan Simmons, M.R. James, James Stokoe, Stephen King, Algernon Blackwood, Ken Bruen, Haruki Murakami, Stephen Graham Jones, Meg Abbott, Frank Bill, Lucius Shepard, Dennis Etchison, Michael McDowell, Norman Partridge, Anthony Neil Smith, etc.

Movies: Favorites include westerns, horror, gangster, noir, sci-fi, etc. I can find something to like in most shit.

Shows: House of Cards, Sopranos, Boardwalk Empire, True Detective, some anime, yadda yadda.

Music: Heavy Metal, and Heavy Metal.

Food: BBQ and Italian are my favorites, but if it's dead I'll eat it.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
oh fuck a quote, run for your lives.

"It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion".
- Anatole France
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully not on this site.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not a real blonde.
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