34 Bethesda, United States
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My self-summary

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.

//Do you have a sense of humor?
Forget all the other dudes, I am the BEST.

-Handsome badass? Check.
-Ambitious? Doublecheck.
-Honest? Mega-check.

Don’t believe me? Check this shit out:

-I am confident: I am the only guy on here who doesn’t exaggerate his height.
-I am patient: I am totally playing Angry Birds when you are getting ready.
-I am ridiculously smart: I build awesome apps that save lives in hospitals. (Yeah, claiming things on OKC means they must be true! :p)
-I am cultured: I travel the globe and soak in local cultures to broaden my horizon.
-I am caring: When you cry, I am all sympathetic and what not.

Need more? Check these FACTS!

-I am resilient: When things go wrong in life, I take it in stride and bounce back even harder. There’s nothing I can’t handle.
-I am awesome: When I am sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
-I am dependable: Car broke down 4 am in the morning? I’m freaking there.

It’s a done deal. No need to hear more, trust me you will love me. We are totally meeting up tomorrow. I am always on time because I have an iPhone and know how to use Apple Maps (I miss Google Maps).

What I’m doing with my life
Saving lives, doing cool things that matter.
I’m really good at
Being humble
The first things people usually notice about me
I am awesome.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Taking over the world after the zombie apocalypse.
-Making a dent in the universe.
-Problems that need to be solved.
-Who will die next on Game of Thrones??
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a blast with friends, traveling on a whim, or working on realizing my dreams.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am very picky.
You should message me if
-You are fun and hot. It's probably best if you are a smartass, because I am a smartass.

-You live passionately, and have a burning desire to explore the world.

-You are not afraid of failure, or give a rats ass about what others think about you.

-You are utterly inspired by the following speech