Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.
-Handsome badass? Check.
-Down to earth? MOTHERFLIPPING CHECK ALL OVER THAT.
Don’t believe me? Check this out:
-I am patient: I am totally playing Angry Birds when you are getting ready.
-I am cultured: I travel the globe and soak in local cultures to broaden my horizon.
-I am caring: When you cry, I am all sympathetic
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-I am resilient: When things go wrong in life, I take it in stride and bounce back even harder. There’s nothing I can’t handle.
-I am awesome: When I am sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
-I am dependable: Car broke down 4 am in the morning? I’m freaking there.
It’s a done deal. No need to hear more, trust me you will love me. I am always on time because I have an iPhone and know how to use Apple Maps.
-Taking over the world after the zombie apocalypse.
-Making a dent in the universe.
-Problems that need to be solved.
-Who will die next on Game of Thrones??
-You live passionately, and have a burning desire to explore the world.
-You are not afraid of failure, or give a rats ass about what others think about you.
-You are utterly inspired by the following speech