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My self-summary
Can you describe yourself in six words or less? It is hard but very fun to distill yourself down to the basics. Of course you are a complex person, but try it if for no other reason than the challenge of it. Challenging yourself is what keeps life interesting for me at least and I am surprised when people don't.

Anyways my six word summary:

I am, if dead, I was.
What I’m doing with my life
If you are a goal orientated person you should probably stop reading now. I am employed at a low end job (I make photo's) I make enough money to keep me in house and happy. As far as long term plans I have none because long term plans are for suckers. Besides it wouldn't be in my Discordian nature to make them. Which is not to say I don't have goals but they are not sane or based on euclidean geometry.
I’m really good at
Keeping secrets.

being creative.

finding the humor in just about anything, whether it should be laughed at or not.

acting like the Karma Police.
The first things people usually notice about me
My face. Definitely my face. Unless you are blind, then my laugh. Or if you are a shoe gazer then my brown shoes. May you never notice my bite or eyebrow cocked against you but it is bound to happen. Biting is how dinosaurs say hi.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Caitlín Kiernan - Silk
Poppy Z Brite - Lost Souls
Stephen King - Bag of Bones
Neil Gaiman - Smoke and Mirrors
Raymond Chandler - The Big Sleep
George Carlin - Last Words
Walter Miller - A Canticle for Liebowitz
William Gibson- Neuromancer
Peter Straub - lost boy, lost girl
Chuck Palahniuk - Haunted (But I like pretty much anything I've read)
Peter Straub and Stephen King - Talisman (The first novel I read.)
I tend towards horror or dark fantasy and experimental novels. I am very picky about what I read. If I am bored by the tenth page chances are I will never finish it making me very vulnerable to hooks.


Natural Born Killers
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Dark Knight, Inception, and Prestige
Pi and Requiem for a Dream
Fight Club


Clutch (My Absolute Favorite band.)
Aphex Twin
Boards of Canada
Coheed and Cambria
Herbie Hancock
Tom Waits
Imogen Heap

I like to give anything a try. You can find me on spotify if you care what I consider good music.

Favorite Drinks
1.) Sambuca
2.) Scotch
3.) Everclear
Six things I could never do without
Something to keep my interest, my glasses, a good day's sleep, music, cigarettes and something creative to do but I am slacking recently.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The point of the arts in humanities future. The chances of humankind's long term survival. How long I would last in a post apocalyptic zombie wasteland. Why people would want to be famous and what sort of deranged mind actually becomes famous. Stories that are never told or finished. What it is all about and the why's.
On a typical Friday night I am
working, but if the question is what I do on my version of a weekend. I am usually cleaning up, reading and listening to music. Going out exploring, or shopping, all the responsible stuff.

On my second day off, I NSO for the South Bend Roller Girls. It keeps me busy which is the best for the world. Left to my own devices I will create my own fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a healthy love of pop music and think the 90's pretty much ruled. I can fuck up pretty much anything without really trying.
You should message me if
you got a little bit of the humor intended or you absolutely hated me.
The two of us