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My self-summary
I'm college educated, self employed, a vet (not an animal doctor and no, I don't need a parade but thanks for the offer). I've lived in Europe, enjoy traveling. I also enjoy a good wine (not, I wanna go to Miami..."), films, and having a good time in general.
I take a bath and brush my teeth at least once a day, more if needed. I've had all my shots.
I do know how to use a knife and fork. Spoons are a bit of a challenge....
I like trying various places to eat.
Not into Rap (OK Run DMC I like) or country (She can only leave the guy so many times..)...jazz is okay...but not all the time..
Do like Electronic music and when I listen to Sirius I listen to Trance.
Politically until 1992 I was a Republican and the party left me, as it has left untold numbers. I'm actually a Berry Goldwater style Republican, but the party considers those types as "liberals" these days. That translates into, "You're different then me, you don't think like me, I don't understand what you're saying, so I'll just keep listening to Fox and just hate you..."
So I was an Independent until 04. Okay I voted for Nader in 00. I knew he couldn't win, but I thought at least he might get a chance at some Federal funding. No, I didn't throw my vote away, I USED IT.
I also knew how the Electoral College worked....
After all the Bush BS, the Bible Pounders BS, the Pro-Lifers BS I became a Democrat. Well, a Blue Dog Dem.
So, that means:
The least government is the best government.
A balanced budget.
No frivolous wars...
I'm very PRO CHOICE since that to me is no ones business, it's never been anyone’s business, people need to quit sticking their nose in other peoples personal and private business and mind their own business.
No, I don't go to church, temple, mosque, et al.
No, I'm not going to change...

BUT...I do respect people religious beliefs.
I also know what the term "Tea Bagging" or "Tea Bagger" means and it isn't tied in any way shape or form to taxes....lol.
I've come close a couple of times to getting married. But then I met their families.... (this is an attempt at "humor." Should you not be familiar with "humor" please don't read any further)
I am a graduate of Texas A&M in College Station. I did attend another university prior to that.
I'm trying to get my rear back into Racquetball since it's a good workout, unless you get decked by the racket.
Ask me and I shall tell you....

I am educated, traveled, and single
What I’m doing with my life
Looking to start a new business. I've a few in mind.
Yes I know that means I will be sent somewhere, but it's a big world.
Need to get my rear back in the gym on a regular basis.
Would like to write a book, but I don't know about what. Have a few ideas... Pop-up books are an option but not coloring books.
I have though been published in military newspapers so I have seen my name in print, my work...and my photos.
Are there any women out there who can still eat gluten, nuts, and dairy products?
Am I the last human who can?
I’m really good at
Sleeping. Really... I can do it for hours.
Writing, I am told... but I tend to be my worst critic.
There are other things but I won't go into them, I mean, what's the point?
The first things people usually notice about me
That I walk upright... and don't drag my knuckles on the ground.... *

This is an attempt at humor. Please read the following:
1hu·mor Listen to the pronunciation of 1humor pronunciation: \ˈhyü-mər, ˈyü-\ Function: noun
Middle English humour, from Anglo-French umor, umour, from Medieval Latin & Latin; Medieval Latin humor, from Latin humor, umor moisture; akin to Old Norse vǫkr damp, Latin humēre to be moist, and perhaps to Greek hygros wet
Date: 14th century
that quality which appeals to a sense of the ludicrous or absurdly incongruous b: the mental faculty of discovering, expressing, or appreciating the ludicrous or absurdly incongruous c: something that is or is designed to be comical or amusing.


Text: 1 the amusing quality or element in something
Synonyms: drollness, funniness, hilariousness, humorousness, richness
Related Words: amusement, enjoyment, fun, pleasure; absurdity, irony, laughableness, ludicrousness, ridiculousness; burlesque, caricature, comedy, farce, jest, lampoon, parody, satire, slapstick
Near Antonyms: agony, anguish, heartache, misery, sorrow, woe
Antonyms: pathos

work with me....work with me....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh so many....
Book: The Razor's Edge...to start..
Movies: Godfather 3, Longest Day, Year of Living Dangerously, Catch-22, The Razor's Edge (original and the remake), Gods and Generals, Wings of Desire (German version), She's Gotta Have It, A Soldier's Story, Surf Nazi's Must Die,
Music: various, depends upon song, but no country (the dog dies, the crops failed, she left me for the guy whose house had indoor plumbing), no rap (old rap is okay, like when it was fun. Not just a bunch of clowns who can't sing just chant).
Food: depends upon my mood...Thai, Chinese, Vietnamese, French, Italian, German, seafood, steak, Persian, et al..
A good wine...nothing like it in the world.
Chocolate...a good chocolate...nothing like it in the world.
Six things I could never do without
Toilet paper.
Something to read.
My bath robe.
A knife (Swiss is ok)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How did all these talentless people get to be entertainers?

But also....
Is French vanilla in France called vanilla or French vanilla?
In Germany are German Shepherds called German Shepherds or just Shepherd?
On a typical Friday night I am
A Movie
A club.
Planning world domination...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I changed what I had here....
But how is this...I don't like needles....

I'm also a:
a. dolt
b. a simpleton
c. have been often known to play with matches....
d. I have also run with scissors..and lived to tell about it.
You should message me if
Spit like a lady....
You like mixed drinks
You like frozen mixed drinks
Off beat films
the Addams Family
Venture Brothers
The New Yorker
people watching
SCUBA (or if you can really hold your breath for a very long time...)
know who to use a cork screw...
And watch the sun set at the Oasis on Lake Travis.
Have always been acquitted….
You eat meat at times, are not lactose intolerant, or intolerant of any of the trending allergies...
The two of us