30 Chilliwack, Canada
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My self-summary
I like videogames and stuff. I like pooping too I guess, but the solid kind, not the watery stuff.

Longer: Hi, I'm a nerd that enjoys videogames way too much along with reading and other fun nerd activities. I don't mind going outside for walks and so on, but despite being from a certain small town beside Whistler, do not like/want to go skiing along with other wonderful outdoor activities.

Swimming is fine though.

Important things to note: I'm not the guy that has it all together, has a car or even has a solid career in mind. I'm the guy you'll have fun joking with that won't judge you if you want to eat that whole bucket of icecream, if you're too lazy/don't want to shave (LOOK AT MY FACE) or fart.

Also my profile pic is a joke pic of when I had a terrible haircut back when I was 18, I'm waaaaaay fatter now.
What I’m doing with my life

Also praying I get out of this town soon.

edit: Oh hey, I'm out of this town now and in Chilliwack.

double edit: Still pooping.
I’m really good at
Making off-colour jokes, dry humour, etc. . Basically once you get me going I don't shut the fuck up with my silly jokes, despite how un-punny they are.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height. The second thing people usually notice is I am currently not devouring them and any infants within arms reach. The third is that I'm just a fat nerd and not a serial murderer. The fourth is that I just talked about eating all infants within arms reach.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Unless it's something outside the scope of nerd/internet/meme culture or arguing about things I barely understand.

Because I'm cool and sociable like that.

(I'm a good listener though, honest.)
The six things I could never do without
Pooping, jesus christ (the expletive, I'm not religious).

- Videogames (help.)

- Uhh..good food?

-Bad laughs.

- Decent friends

- People that understand the reference I just made.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I could punch that guy so hard if he stabbed me in the heart and go goku.

But in all seriousness I like to think of concepts I could use for writing a book or making a videogame and sometimes things that don't fit into either!

As you can see, I'm pretty deep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Being sassy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!
You should message me if
You like to poop.

I am not a poop fetishist, I just like to poop.

Or if you like having a human encyclopedia of random trivia make your life that more fulfilling with the random garbage I can tell you, while keeping you on your toes as to whether I'm autistic or not.