25 Watertown, United States
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My self-summary
--Knows a lot of stuff about a lot of things
--Hopelessly awkward
--Opinionated, but not a dick
--Sometimes i'm humble
--Learns from mistakes
--Loves learing
--loves freely
--laughs frequently
--lives fully

--Hard to get to know at first
--Hopelessly awkward
--Not humble as much as I'd like
--other stuff I can't perceive because of perceptual blindspots in self-awareness
What I’m doing with my life
Im a writer and I work full time; I like to sing and dance shamelessly and my hips are profoundly honest. I review music too. I like to call myself a guy who makes meaningful hallucination squiggles.

I'm also writing musicals, novels, screenplays, and I have a website too; I guess you could say i'm not a huge deal, but I like doing stuff.
I’m really good at
Everything, mostly. Doing the impossible and coming back for more. Humility.

And sarcasm
The first things people usually notice about me
My blue eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I would advise not getting me started, because I will certainly sound like a total douchebag.

However, if you can vibe James Joyce, Dante, the Beatles, Hamilton, the Wire, Hannibal and Sansho the Bailiff -- or any combination of the above -- I'm sure we can work it out.

Oh, also Borges. He's lovely.
The six things I could never do without
My heart,
my medulla oblongata,
my hypothalamus,
my carotid artery,
my femoral artery,
my overly abundant sense of irony,
my ability to count accurately
I spend a lot of time thinking about

The most underrated punctuation mark; the Semi-Colon.

How I should have used a colon in the above sentence

Musicals, art, life, the universe, everything

The nature of consciousness, existence; and how not to sound like a total knob when saying that.

On a typical Friday night I am
like descartes when he isn't thinking

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a virgin
You should message me if
If you want to; why else?