25 Watertown, United States
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My self-summary
I've made a habit of being awesome.

Also yes: that is an Alphasmart 3000. It is awesome
What I’m doing with my life
Im a writer and I work full time; I like to sing and dance shamelessly and my hips are profoundly honest. I review music too. I like to call myself a guy who makes meaningful hallucination squiggles.

I'm also writing musicals, novels, screenplays, and I have a website too; I guess you could say i'm not a huge deal, but I like doing stuff.
I’m really good at
Everything, mostly. Doing the impossible and coming back for more. Humility.

And sarcasm
The first things people usually notice about me
My blue eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I would advise not getting me started, because I will certainly sound like a total douchebag.

However, if you can vibe James Joyce, Dante, the Beatles, Hamilton, the Wire, Hannibal and Sansho the Bailiff -- or any combination of the above -- I'm sure we can work it out.

Oh, also Borges. He's lovely.
The six things I could never do without
My heart,
my medulla oblongata,
my hypothalamus,
my carotid artery,
my femoral artery,
my overly abundant sense of irony,
my ability to count accurately
I spend a lot of time thinking about

Quantum mechanics, specifically with regards to the many world's interpretation and the ensuing positive feedback loop of potential universes as a result of thinking about that

, my head hurts.

The fact that I just changed the letter G in the above statement in the word "tge" creating trillions of new universes




Stuff, things

Mostly that
On a typical Friday night I am
like descartes when he isn't thinking

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a virgin
You should message me if
If you want to; why else?