web site: thealmightyguru.com
I'm a nerd and a geek. I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs, but once I came in 2nd place in a syrup chugging contest! I don't enjoy clubbing or bar-hopping, but I love dining out, going to shows, and purposely getting lost in my car. I enjoy science, technology, and reading. My mom says I'm cool.
I'm a humanist, an atheist, and very skeptical when it comes to religion, pseudosciences, and divination. I also like to dabble in philosophy and I love playing devil's advocate. I think that an unexamined life is not worth living. I like to try new things, I like to question my beliefs, I try to figure out why I do the things I do. I'm an iconoclast; I mock stupid traditions and I don't celebrate holidays just because everyone else does.
I eat a lot of salads, but I'm far from a vegetarian. I admire art and loathe artists. I like culture (opera, ballet, theatre, etc.) in small doses.
I'm often told that I'm a know-it-all, a perfectionist, and a nit-picker. It's pretty much true. I try not to be like that, but I don't try very hard. It's part of my charm.
I'm a college dropout, but I'm still an intellectual and I spend a lot of my time learning new things. I hope that you're also intelligent and always looking to expand your mind with knew knowledge.
My style of humor is morbid, offensive, and witty with a penchant for dead baby jokes. What can I say, there just isn't much in this world that's funnier than a dead baby.
I like to explore sex, and I can be kinky with mild S&M tendencies (nothing that breaks the skin). I like to be submissive occasionally, but mostly dominant. I enjoy acting out taboo fantasies and I'm a cunning linguist. I prefer women who are comfortable with their bodies and aren't afraid to ask for what they want.
I have my own apartment, my own car, and a job that doesn't involve the flipping of circular meat-like substances. This doesn't mean that I gave up playing videogames or sleeping-in, but I still pay my bills on time and I don't spend beyond my limits. I dislike irresponsible people.
I really hate censorship and I fucking condone free speech!
I may be a dork, but I have the ability to speak without drooling on myself, I won't embarrass you at parties, and I'm polite and courteous dammit!
I am geeky, cynical, and totally radical dude
I keep myself in shape by working out, biking, roller blading, playing DDR, boffering, hiking, running, and various other activities. I don't care much for organized sports, but I still know how to play most of them. I don't like lazy people, and I prefer any potential dates to be in good shape as well.
My creative pursuits include digital art and design, writing, and the occasional arts and crafts.
In the future I plan on traveling a bit more, getting my own house, and continuing to pursue my creative impulses.
Books: Anita Blake, Good Omens, Harry Potter, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Long Way Down, Loose Girl, Neverwhere, Slam, Snow Crash
Movies: Blues Brothers, Clue, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Most Disney Movies, The Goonies, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, High Fidelity, Highlander, Indiana Jones, Last of the Mohicans, Lord of the Rings, Sneakers, Spirited Away, Terminator 2
TV: Daria, House, Family Guy, Futurama, Simpsons
Music: Alanis Morissette, Alice Cooper, Barenaked Ladies, Billy Joel, Disney, Eve 6, The Goo Goo Dolls, Nightwish, Queen, RENT, Rilo Kiley, Videogame Music
Foods: Lasagna, tacos, carne asada, filet mignon, bacon, lo mein, pizza, brownies, Fla-Vor-Ice.
Games: Bionic Commando, Castlevania, Chrono Trigger, DDR, Final Fantasy 6, Legend of Zelda, Megaman, Metroid, Secret of Mana, Super Mario Bros., Ultima
2.) My digital audio player
3.) A book store
4.) Human interaction
6.) A comfortable bed
* You listen to Bill O'Reilly for comic relief.
* You understand why you do the things you do, and what you believe in.
* You believe that science education is more important than religious indoctrination.
* You believe in teaching children sexual education instead of preaching abstinence.
* You're not addicted to any drugs, legal or otherwise.
* You're in good shape.
* You plan on accomplishing something with your life.
* You enjoy sex, even if you're not married (Heaven forbid!).
* You trust your intuition over your horoscope.
* You prefer to live life a little differently than the status quo.
* You can has cheezburger?