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My self-summary
I eat fundamental axioms for breakfast and fill the empty spaces of my life with complex analytical and orthonormal gases. Math and beauty are my passions and it fuels my every interest.

Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down my spine.

I analyze and contemplate everything, constantly, which means I also space out or daydream a lot; I live within my mind, and it's awesome in here, man. You don't even know.

I'm a shitty and vaguely lazy third-wave intersectional feminist and LGBTQ supporter.

I'm really into The Legend of Zelda series. Like, scary into it. I've had, and will always have, a huge crush on Zelda.

I'm definitely probably not sarcastic at all.

I lead way too many sentences with 'I,' so if you like borderline narcissists, I'm your guy.

My Myers-Briggs thingy is ENTP/ENTJ depending on my mood and whether or not Aries is ascending in the 10th house of I totally know what I'm talking about.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm slowly bankrupting myself on expensive chocolates and pen gadgets.
I’m really good at
Being a mathematician is a very peculiar sort of a job: it's always you versus a blank sheet of paper (or a blank screen) and quite often the blank piece of paper wins.

I enjoy drawing tattoos on myself, especially when I tutor kids. As of writing this, I have several physics equations and a rational equation proof on my forearms.

I am a massive cinema nerd. My favorite director is David Lynch, and I've more french surrealist films in my top 10 than is healthy. If you want talk about Surrealism (french or otherwise), prepare for a fun night.

I have a terrible sense of direction/spatial awareness, and you'll find it hilarious until you want me to meet you somewhere. What’s more, using a brilliant mixture of zen navigation, Aristotelian logic, and pure rage, I can assemble all the necessary ingredients to get really fucking lost.

I'm also transcendentally good at checking my privilege.
The first things people usually notice about me
How tall I am. Being tall isn't all it is cracked up to be. You have to get all your shirts tailored and they never have your shoe size in stock, and people are always asking you to reach for things.
I am not Bill Murray ;_;
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Videos like this define me:

Besides Neuromancer, Douglas Adams, and all things H.P. Lovecraft, my favorite stories involve heavy symbolism (Tale of Two Cities, Lord of the Rings), stories within stories (e.x. Arabian Nights, In the Night Garden by Catherynne M. Valente, The Name of The Wind), or unreal amounts of cleverness (e.x. Good Omens). Also Frank Herbert's Dune.
My favorite books that aren't works of fiction either involve humor or very interesting conceptual musings (more on this later... maybe).

Princess Bride, all the Kubricks, Velvet Goldmine, Anything starring Elijah Wood or Directed by David Lynch and/or Joss Whedon. When trying to think of a movie besides Princess Bride, my mind keeps telling me to write down "The Room," but I wont tell you that I like "The Room." I wont.

Besides the obligatory good shows, I also enjoy watching amazing, glorious, soul holocaustingly bad movies and shows. I watched 3 hours of 'Toddles and Tiaras' with only half a bottle of Jameson. Shows I think are good are as follows:
Dr. Who, Scrubs, MST3K, Deadwood, The Walking Dead, The Wire, Girls, Homeland, Twin Peaks, House of Cards, Arrested Development, Suits, The Daily Show / Colbert Report, Parks and Rec, Community, Archer, Spartacus, Supernatural, American Horror Story, Peep Show, Breaking Bad, Arrested Dev, Seinfeld, Orange is the New Black
Music (and Genres)
Metric, STS9, Joey Bada$$, Gorrilaz, Chaos UK, Phil Ochs, Jimmy Cliff, A$AP, Kavinsky, Diamond Rings, The Naked and Famous., Street Light Manifesto, Frank Sinatra, The Sublime, The Clash, Misfits, John Mayer, Black Keys, Rancid, Blink-182, Foo-Fighters, Wu-Tang, Florance and the Machine, Bonobo, 8-bit / Most of the Chiptunes Scene, Electro-House, Indie Pop, Old-School Rap (2pac era), Classical, Jazz (with prominent funk elements), Funk, darkwave, shoegaze, *wave
Sushi, Anything Middle-Eastern, Anything Arabic, Anything Italian(authentically), Korean BBQ
Brazil, Morocco, Boston (this is definitely a country)
Six things I could never do without
-3. slamming, and thereafter welcoming to the jam
-2. unironically shark week
-1. autonomy
0. a FULLY stocked spice cabinet
1. Boston
2. intellectual stimulation
3. exploring outside my comfort zone
4. Mint and (dark)Chocolate Chip Icecream
5. cat memes
6. dogs
7. growth of recursive string substitution
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What if people who have anxiety are just unaccustomed to the way the world works because this is their first incarnation of the soul on earth, and confident people are at ease with the world because they have already been incarnated multiple times and, in a sense, already know how the world works?

Whether someone with the unfortunate name of Nick Beard would grow up to be a gentleman-powered MRA supervillian or open a line of below-the-nose haircare products.
On a typical Friday night I am
Re-watching Mean Girls.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a tumblr and instagram that no one will ever know is mine.

I don't trust people who can comfortably take selfies when other people are around.
Makes me cry every time.
You should message me if
First and foremost, if you made it this far AND we are 100% enemies then by god YOU HAVE TO MESSAGE ME SO WE CAN MEET. GENDER DOES NOT MATTER AS ALL I WANT TO DO IS MEET MY NEMESIS IN THE FLESH.
Otherwise, look below:

Any of the following apply to you:
- If you are a scientist, an artist, a feminist, a hedonist, a thinker, a hipster, a nerd, a dreamer, a hero(ine), or a villain(ess).
- If you are even a little bit weird.
- If you want to play Settlers of Catan, Cards Against Humanity, MUNCHKIN!!!, or other board games.
- If you want to discuss pretentious, philosophical things or engage in fruitless sophistry.
- If the idea of a spontaneous, completely unplanned adventure or late night talks till the sun rises appeals to you.
- If you're not embarrassed to be on OkCupid.
- If you have cool hair.
- If you own a dog.
The two of us