25 Frankfurt am Main, Germany
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What I’m doing with my life
Like you care right now... That said if you date me, there will be a story for you to tell. My life is a special brand of pure chaos, creative destruction, success and failure. Nothing really matters- don't let them convince you this is reality! I've seen the fractured beyond! it's all lies!
I’m really good at
sliding around on the ice, while some Australian dude tells me I should've worn doc Martin's... It's too late for that now!!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like stuff... Game of thrones! the expanse! it's always sunny in Philadelphia, British comedy (IT crowd, peep show, fawlty towers, monty python... you know the stuff.) pretty much all comedy. I can laugh at anything.
The six things I could never do without
I can do without a lot of things. Especially women. And men.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
No time to think, just have to make the next bad decision.
On a typical Friday night I am
I go to the nightclub to hoover the dancefloor, decorate imaginary xmas trees and pretend to be a vampire. I hold a fake microphone to people and ask them things like 'what do you think of people that don't finish what they start?' then before they answer I run off laughing to myself. I walk up to people and stare at them at point blank range, then when they talk to me I just smile and widen my eyes. If that doesn't freak them out I start licking my lips like i find them tasty. I often ask myself, what's the difference between myself and an actual crazy person. The answer is I know I'm crazy.
You should message me if
You aren't afraid to dance gangnam style with me.

You can still bring yourself to love me after the court case.