26 Newport Beach, United States
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My self-summary
I am a left-handed ball of masculinity and spontaneity. I laugh as much as any other person I've ever met, sarcasm, puns and corny jokes make my day. I live on the beach and love the surf and sand. I like to draw and write poetry in-between reading whatever strikes my fancy. I am addicted to fun facts and trivia. I've been fortunate to travel the world and relish in exploring new cultures and meeting people who see the world differently than I do.

I don't really look like it, but even though I've always played sports, I am a closet nerd. I think one of the wonders of life is thinking as much as possible and learning about the universe. I have eclectic tastes, which let me find common ground with all sorts of people.

I like girls who are any combination of quirky, artistic, funny, intelligent, or energetic. I don't know exactly who or what I am looking for though, apart from the fact that I want someone who supports me and will help me become a better person. I am a great listener, cliche I know, but its true so there is no point in avoiding it. Im happy spending time writing silly poems for friends about inside jokes and random observations. If you want a taste of my random prose, send me an email and I can write you a funky little poem; or we could just chat like normal people.
What I’m doing with my life
Wasting time, hoping to divine, the meaning of life.
Reading and listening, my mind repositioning, its' relation to the world.
Boredom reveals, what being busy conceals, the eternally unanswerable question....
What do I want.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh
Imagining what the world could be like
Business/ Selling
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a little weird and unapologetic about it. I am quirky, intelligent, and self confident. That being said... I am not the typical 'bro' for lack of a better term. I live for intelligent conversation and artistic pursuits and love showing people things I have created (specifically stories and poetry).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harry Potter, anything by Robert Heinlein, The Count of Monte Cristo, Ender's Game, The first 5 books in the Game of Thrones series, Freakonomics, Forrest Gump, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Timeline, The Outsiders, I could go on...

The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Talking Heads, Styx, Queen, Sir Elton John, Notorious BIG, Tupac, Eminem

The Big Bang Theory, HIMYM, Doctor Who, Sons of Anarchy, Jeopardy, Game of Thrones, Friends, Seinfeld, Arrested Development

Goodwill Hunting

In and Out, Beef Jerky, Subway, fat-free milk, diet coke, Steak and potatoes, Chipotle, and Monster
The six things I could never do without
The Beatles
Pen and Paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The universe and my relation to it. I love fantasizing about what has been, what will be, and what could be... Just imagine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking beer and playing chess, decompressing from the work week and trying to decide how late I can sleep in without wasting most of my Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have never been in a long relationship because of a variety of reasons including my past religious beliefs and fear of unrequited love.
You should message me if
You are curious.. you miss 100% of the shots you don't take