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My self-summary
A few things you should probably know in advance:

I'm super awesome in every conceivable way. I'm also incredibly modest. Clearly.

I think there should be a universal font for sarcasm.

Grew up in Nashville. Eleven year resident of L.A.

Wanna spend five hours exchanging obscure pop culture references? I'm your guy.

I'll make you laugh. Or at least you'd better make me think I did, otherwise my subsequent harakiri will be on your head.

Given my druthers, I'd probably spend at least half the year living abroad.

Odds are I'll beat you in a pun-off. Or an idiom-off. Or a turning-literary-devices-into-offs-off.

What I’m doing with my life
Producing, Writing, and Directing stuff, though not necessarily in that order.

Also the Head of Production and Programming for two TV networks: The QYOU, basically MTV for internet videos that plays overseas, and TBD, a new millennial-centric network launching here in America early this year. So... yeah. I'm like suuuuper important. At least that's what my Mom tells me.
I’m really good at
Writing haiku. No, that's a lie. My haiku are average at their best.
The first things people usually notice about me
"You have the prettiest eyes I have ever seen." Why thank you, random Whole Foods cashier. That compliment was almost worth paying twice as much for your produce than I would across the street at Trader Joes. Also, you probably haven't seen many eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Great Gatsby, The Moviegoer, The Road, Adventures in the Screen Trade

Movies: Block off an hour of your time then ask me...

Shows: Arrested Development, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Seinfeld, The Wire, Modern Family, Always Sunny, Shameless, Billions, South Park

Music: The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Dire Straits, The Pixies, Joy Division, Led Zeppelin, The Cure, Elliott Smith, Warren Zevon, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Simon & Garfunkel, old jazz standards... Basically if your parents like it, odds are I do too.

Food: Huuuuge foodie, so damn near everything. But my love for sushi cannot be overstated.
The six things I could never do without
- Film
- Sarcasm
- My Unbelievably Amazing Breakdance-Fighting Skills
- Sleep
- Good booze, preferably a foreign/craft beer, a Speyside single malt, or a rye old-fashioned (made using my own personal recipe)
- Shenanigans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The fact that I've never pulled off a successful backflip. It haunts me...
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to figure out how to break through the space-time continuum. Turns out flux capacitors are bullshit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I produced a music video for Justin Bieber once. Please be gentle.
You should message me if
You have a good sense of humor and aren't afraid of the rain.

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