TheGermanBadger
27 Yorba Linda, United States
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My self-summary
Guten tag meine damen. Well for starters I don't think I'm anything special. My mother always said I'm not special. I like horses. I've probably overlooked the career path of becoming a stable boy. I've always been a stall man. I've always wanted to make a great entrance, but in retrospect I've made some good exits. That's all I got.
What I’m doing with my life
Memorizing Bane quotes from The Dark Knight Rises and applying it in everyday conversations. I'm slowly but surely getting his voice down.
I’m really good at
You may not know it by looking at me, but I can run really fast. Besides that I can get the Capri Sun straw through the hole the first try. As you can see these types of accomplishments precede me.
The first things people usually notice about me
The eyepatch, and the duffel bag that I carry in the shape of a croquet mallet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Instead of listing a ridiculous amount of artists, i'll give an example of some albums that i'll never get tired of listening to:
1. In the Aeroplane Over the Sea-Neutral Milk Hotel
2. Endtroducing-DJ Shadow
3. The Queen is Dead-The Smiths
4. Maxinquaye-Tricky
5. Loveless-My Bloody Valentine
The six things I could never do without
-Remastered collector's edition of Titanic
-Snuggies
-Exotic bird bingo
-Double dutch
-Honey badgers
-P. Diddy ad-libbing on Biggie's songs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I always have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think, "That’s why I’m not a heterosexual".
On a typical Friday night I am
Chillin' with the crew, drinkin' a brew, and flippin' on the 62's. Either that or i'll be doing a few touch-ups to be the best trophy husband I can be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have two sexual partners, the left hand and the right hand. I've been cheating on the right hand with the left hand for three months but I never got caught.
You should message me if
You don't mind my good friend Hans playing the flugelhorn for us on our first meeting. We're a package deal. You realize most of the things I said on this profile was a joke. Tschüß und viel glück!
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