TheGermanBadger
28Yorba Linda, United States
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My self-summary
Guten tag meine damen. Well for starters I don't think I'm anything special. My mother always said I'm not special. I like horses. I've probably overlooked the career path of becoming a stable boy. I've always been a stall man. I've always wanted to make a great entrance, but in retrospect I've made some good exits. I'm the type of guy who'd give a woman the reason(s) for breaking up with them through interpretive dance. That's all I got.
What I’m doing with my life
Memorizing Bane quotes from The Dark Knight Rises and applying it in everyday conversations. I'm slowly but surely getting his voice down.
I’m really good at
You may not know it by looking at me, but I can run really fast. Besides that I can get the Capri Sun straw through the hole the first try. As you can see these types of accomplishments precede me.
The first things people usually notice about me
The eyepatch, and the duffel bag that I carry in the shape of a croquet mallet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Jokes aside, i'll give a list of some albums that i'll never get tired of listening to in no particular order:
1. In the Aeroplane Over the Sea-Neutral Milk Hotel
2. Endtroducing-DJ Shadow
3. The Glow, Pt. 2-The Microphones
4. Maxinquaye-Tricky
5. Loveless-My Bloody Valentine
6. The Soft Bulletin-The Flaming Lips
7. Doolittle-The Pixies
8. Blood on the Tracks-Bob Dylan
9. I Can Hear the Heart Beating as One-Yo La Tengo
10. Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space-Spiritualized
Six things I could never do without
-Remastered collector's edition of Titanic
-Snuggies
-Exotic bird bingo
-Double dutch
-Honey badgers
-P. Diddy ad-libbing on Biggie's songs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I always have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think, "That’s why I’m not a heterosexual".
On a typical Friday night I am
Chillin' with the crew, drinkin' a brew, and flippin' on the 62's. Either that or i'll be doing a few touch-ups to be the best trophy husband I can be.
You should message me if
You don't mind my good friend Hans playing the flugelhorn for us on our first meeting. We're a package deal. You realize most of the things I said on this profile was a joke. Tschüß und viel glück!
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