30 Albany, United States
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My self-summary
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

I think it's really tragic when people get serious about stuff. It's such an absurdity to take anything really seriously ... I make an honest attempt not to take anything seriously: I worked that attitude out about the time I was eighteen, I mean, what does it all mean when you get right down to it, what's the story here? Being alive is so weird. -Zappa

"It was true that I didn't have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?"-Bukowski
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Tying knots in cherry's stems with my mouth
The first things people usually notice about me
My height and how really really good looking I am
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Writers and People That Inspire me
Hunter S Thompson, Jack Kerouac, Huxley, Daniel Quinn, Shel Silverstien, Chomsky, Bill Hicks, Tom Wolf, Chuck Palahniuk, Jon Krakauer, Timothy Leary, Owsly Bear Stanley, Jerry Garcia, Ken Kesey, Bill Murray...etc I could go on but I love to discuss these topics with other like minded people so lets save something for us to talk about

Movies and TV
Favorite Childhood movie: toss up between The Princess Bride, Brave Little Toaster and Terminator 2
Favorite Movies of the now: True Romance, Enter the Void, Drive, Midnight in Paris, Cedar Rapids, The Campaign
Favorite TV shows: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Sopranos, Curb, Weeds, Game of Thrones, Wilfred, Louie, Always Sunny, Walking Dead

I love music more than TV or movies I don't think i could live without it.
I'm a huge dead head I love The Grateful Dead through and through I am forever grateful. I enjoy music from the 50's 60's 70's. For example The Band, Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Robert Johnson, Zeppelin, The Beatles, Clapton. I also enjoy the 90's alt I grew up on Green Day has one album in my opinion and its called Dookie and Sublime was the best band of the 90s. I enjoy good melodic and hardcore rap none of that shit on the radio I mean seriously how can anyone enjoy lil wayne or drake or and of those so called recording artists. I like a tribe called quest, big L, Wu Tang, Notorious BIG, Grand Master Flash, Eric b and Rakim, The Grave Diggaz, Gangstarr mainly old school and 90's rap. Again I would rather discuss this over a beer/coffee/blunt
The six things I could never do without
Friends, family, tunes, food, shelter, and a shower
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Civilization, existence, time, space, time+space, theories of all kinds, science.
On a typical Friday night I am
Chillin' with whoever stops by don't like the bar scene to much
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't usually wear underwear but when I do its something unusual
You should message me if
you are not one of the sheeple