CONS: will play with dogs without permission, don't safely remove my USB device, not the president
In my free time, I practice my racket flipping skills on the tennis court, beast through levels of candy crush, and eat samples at Farmers' Markets.
I enjoy the sound/feel of a perfect high five, taking my pants off after a long day, sharing my Kit Kat with someone, and seeing very old couples happy together.
I've backpacked through Europe, Africa, and South America, and would like to do it again soon.
Update: just returned from month in China. I'd highly recommend it.
I'm really bad at: dancing, playing it cool, distinguishing wine flavors
-If you like Louie CK, we'll probably get along.
-Currently reading: The Count of Monte Cristo
-Sometimes the best conversations I get into are about absolutely nothing at all (see: Curb Your Enthusiasm/Seinfeld).
-That feeling after the first gulp of water when completely parched
-Spoons. This is the dystopia I fear most.
-The mental clarity after a well-timed power nap
-How much better this would be with bacon.
-How every single choice you've ever made in your life has brought you to this exact moment, reading this exact sentence.
You appreciate comfortable silences.
You can laugh at yourself.