CONS: will play with dogs without permission, don't safely remove my USB device, not the president
In my free time, I practice my racket flipping skills on the tennis court, beast through levels of candy crush, and eat samples at Farmers' Markets.
I enjoy the sound/feel of a perfect high five, taking my pants off after a long day, sharing my Kit Kat with someone, and seeing very old couples happy together.
Last summer I backpacked through Europe, Africa, and South America, and would like to do it again soon.
I'm really bad at: dancing, playing it cool, distinguishing wine flavors
-If you like Louie CK, we'll probably get along.
-Currently reading: The Count of Monte Cristo
-Sometimes the best conversations I get into are about absolutely nothing at all (see: Curb Your Enthusiasm/Seinfeld).
-That feeling after the first gulp of water when completely parched
-Spoons. This is the dystopia I fear most.
-The mental clarity after a well-timed power nap
-How much better this would be with bacon.
-How every single choice you've ever made in your life has brought you to this exact moment, reading this exact sentence.
You appreciate comfortable silences.
You can laugh at yourself.