TheGreenMatter
27Portland, United States
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My self-summary
PROS: don't have Ebola, great with parents, 2nd place in 5th grade geography bee

CONS: will play with dogs without permission, subpar wine palate, not the president
What I’m doing with my life
I just moved to Portland and work as resident physician, weaving my way through all the sights and smells of hospital floors.

In my free time, I practice my racket flipping skills on the tennis court, run more than my knees would like, and try to spend as much time exploring mountains/beaches as possible.

I enjoy the sound/feel of a perfect high five, taking my pants off after a long day, sharing my Kit Kat with someone, and seeing very old couples happy together.

I've backpacked through Europe, Africa, and South America, and would like to do it again soon.

Update: just returned from month in China. I'd highly recommend it.
I’m really good at
generating an absurd amount of body heat, throwing together quality guacamole, opening lids on jars that are stuck, spilling stuff on myself

I'm really bad at: dancing, playing it cool, distinguishing wine flavors
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Catch 22, Alt J, Radiohead, Chet Faker, Italian food, Stranger Things, Broad City, The Princess Bride
-If you like Louie CK, we'll probably get along.
-Currently reading: The Count of Monte Cristo
-Sometimes the best conversations I get into are about absolutely nothing at all (see: Curb Your Enthusiasm/Seinfeld).
Six things I could never do without
-Running shoes
-That feeling after the first gulp of water when completely parched
-Spoons. This is the dystopia I fear most.
-Fresh air/the outdoors
-Travel (when I can find the time)
-The mental clarity after a well-timed power nap
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-If we had no eyes, then we would be unaware of the existence of color. What if we are missing an entire aspect of everything simply because we do not have the organ to detect it?
-How much better this would be with bacon.
-How every single choice you've ever made in your life has brought you to this exact moment, reading this exact sentence.
On a typical Friday night I am
To paraphrase a classic movie: "there's so much room for activities."
You should message me if
You think we may find some mutual weirdness.

You appreciate comfortable silences.

You can laugh at yourself.
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