TheIronJef
36 San Diego, United States
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My self-summary
Ha ha! Yes! My father once knew a man.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been writing Eddie Money songs. It's real easy since most of them have been written already.
I’m really good at
Look this profile has obviously been going well so far, but I'm a real catch and time is ticking away so at this point in the profile I'm gonna need some kind of commitment. You'd marry me, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
Well if they're downwind it'll be the faint pleasant scent of scratch and sniff Christmas tree mixed with a hint of old metal stuff from your parent's garage. Once you're in line of sight at no less than 500 yards, you can identify my livery and heraldic symbols(quartered lions brocaded against chevrons) and my piercing, bearlike guard hairs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sonic the Hedgehog(all)
The six things I could never do without
A gentle breeze ripples the leaves of the acacia trees ringing this clearing. The sun has peaked and begun its lazy descent towards evening. You feel hunger pangs knotting your belly, as the meager handful of tack you liberated from the pirates stash has proven insubstantial at best. To the east, you hear the faint clanging of weapons being roughly forged in a goblin mine. To the west, an aroma of... Xandus' grace, is that bumbleberry pie? The heavenly smell is wafting from the back of a cozy cabin a mile across light brush.

If you would like investigate the scent of tasty pie, turn to page 132.

If you wish to face the goblins of the Breakwater Mine once and for all, turn to page 47.

If you decide to return to Professor McTarnigle's Time Balloon, turn to page 14.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If there is a bear behind me. Just checked and it's okay... for now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Is that a typical Australian Friday? Because if yes I'm at work since it's still Thursday afternoon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Am I under oath? If yes, eight inches.
You should message me if
You look like my sister but with bigger honks.
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