...Also my username on here is TheIronJef (this is me cheating at Quickmatch).
I'm recently all kinds of polyamorous, so I'm spending a lot of my life redesigning this profile to reflect that a) I'm now in an open relationship, and B) It isn't 2009.
I can order crowds into anything. Useful for when my world domination plans come to fruition. If you need a riot incited, or maybe a riot quelled, I might be your guy.
B. My friends all make fun of me for disliking as many movies as
I do. I enjoy going to the movies, and I enjoy watching things I
don't like, so generally I make a good movie date, but afterwards
I'm generally going to announce it wasn't very good. Curmudgeonly
character aside, I really enjoyed The Departed, The Prestige, Thor
(damn that was good for a comic book movie), and a few others. My
all-time favorites are all stuff that has a wild sense of style and
play involving the medium of film itself, so things like Moulin
C. I love mashups, anything I can dance to, and Tom Petty and
the Heartbreakers. I'm also partial to Dire Straits, and have been
known to tear up at the Defying Gravity song from Wicked (just the
song, the musical and the book are so-so).
D. Thai, Korean Chinese, Greek, Mexican. And you can never go wrong with good seafood or a perfect burger.
I am inherently fascinated by conspiracy theories. Not that I believe even a single one of them, I just find it amazing how stuff like that manages to worm into people's belief systems. Same with religion, really.
I'm all polyamorous and stuff now, my girlfriend is 100% on board and knows everything that's going on. Really though, if you're not poly or if you're looking for "the one," I am probably not said one.