TheLostDoctor19
28 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
I'm 27, I'm an aspiring stand up comic. I do open mics all around the city. Im a pretty easy going guy. I love trying new resturants and bars as i am a bit of a "foodie" (god i hate that word) and "boozie" (much better than saying "alcoholic").

Im pretty damn nerdy, but i also love sports.
Comics, comedy and great food are pretty much how i spend my weekends. Im a pretty open minded dude and down to try anything.

Im going to apologize ahead of time, as i tend to say really outlandish stuff for a laugh/reaction
What I’m doing with my life
Working, eating, drinking. Pillaging. Burning. Repeat.
I’m really good at
I'm awesome at relaying random useless facts about music movies and books. Making cocktails. Drinking said cocktails. Saying foul outlandish shit. As a comic my mind just goes there, its pretty awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well I'm a short fat guy so that's pretty fucking easy to notice, but aside from that its gotta be my sense of humor and personality. Oh and my pretty kick ass beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ok this could turn into a 10,000 word list so i'll try and break it down as easily as possible.

Music (ipod on shuffle, going to name first 5 songs that come up)
1-Curtis Mayfield - Pusherman
2-Regina Spektor - Edit
3-A$AP Rocky - L$D
4-Lamb Of God - Hourglass
5-Taylor Swift - Mean (fuck you dont judge me!!)

Movies (close my eyes and point to 5 movies)
1-West Side Story
2-The Fall
3-Saw
4-You Kill Me
5-Lawerence of Arabia (My favorite movie of all time)

TV Shows (5 shows i'm really into right now)
1-Doctor Who
2-Last Week Tonight
3-Game Of Thrones
4-Veep
5-Silicon Valley

Books (5 favorite books in no particular order)
1-Those Guys Have All The Fun: The Story Of ESPN
2-The Brothers Karamazov
3-The Graveyard Book
4-A Lions Tale
5-Born Standing Up

Comics (Not listed but fuck you i'm gonna list 5 anyway)
1-Ed Brubakers "Criminal" series
2-Moon Knight (Warren Ellis' run)
3-Death Of The Family
4-Sandman
5-All Star Superman
The six things I could never do without
Food
friends
love
beer
music
humor
Stapler
Milk
Eggs
Bread
Rope
Shovel
Slinky
Lube
Tea
Sugar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Comics, sports, food, comedy and sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and chilling with myself. Which is just me choosing something to watch, losing interest, masturbating then falling asleep.

P.s. i clean up before i fall asleep, im not gross!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
But in all seriousness, im terrified of spiders. I have a legit reason though. If youd like to know feel free to ask.

Oh and i completely and unironically love taylor swift
You should message me if
You want to join me at some amazing resturants.

You can handle some of the weird shit i say

If you dont mind just grabbing a drink and catching a game.
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