I can wiggle my ears
Making toast and scrambled eggs
I can microwave food without the center being cold like 80% of the time
I can walk in a straight line without falling most of the time.
(vote for me)
Movies: Sky High, The Spongebob Squarepants movie, Pride and prejudice and zombies, Halloweentowns 1 and 2, Forrest Gump
Music: Mongolian throatal chanting, Jazz, Chopin's Nocturne op. 9 no. 2, Johnny Mathis, Frank Sinatra, and on my off days top 40s pop stuff.
I swear I can stay in one night watching old disney movies and the next watching a documentary on how serial killers get away with murder. I also dabble in anime and foreign films.
I can and will literally devour any book I enjoy in about 8 hours. I will stop talking to people, texts will not be replied to. Feelings will be hurt. All until the one book is completed. Favorite authors include Neil Gaiman, Charles Dickens, Orson Scott Card, Dr. Seuss.
Food is life and I don't discriminate, just no tomatoes please. Or peaches, I'll literally die.
Casual player of video games, please tell me what a plebeian I am.
Also how to make the perfect grilled cheese.
You like pizza
You think John Marshall is one of the greatest Supreme Court justices of all time
You listen to the chicken dance almost exclusively
You can appreciate a dude with a really manly sneeze.
If you could tell the majority of what I put here wasn't entirely serious. Except the ear wiggling thing. I can legit do it and it is a very impressive and useful life skill.