TheNerd_Cheese
21 Falls Church, United States
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My self-summary
I am a human shaped pun.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing music, Theater when I can, School, Work to pay for that school, Writing two chapters in the book I'm working on and then deleting one of them because I don't like the way I wrote my characters.
I’m really good at
What is this america's got talent?
I can wiggle my ears
Making toast and scrambled eggs
I can microwave food without the center being cold like 80% of the time
I can walk in a straight line without falling most of the time.
(vote for me)
The first things people usually notice about me
I have really great calves, They're immaculate and look great in high heels.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harry potter. After all this time? Always. (Ravenclaw for life)
Movies: Sky High, The Spongebob Squarepants movie, Pride and prejudice and zombies, Halloweentowns 1 and 2
Music: Mongolian throatal chanting almost exclusively. Maybe some taylor swift sometimes.
I swear I can stay in one night binge watching Dexter on netflix and the next watching a documentary on how the little plastic bits at the end of shoe laces are made.
I can and will literally devour any book I enjoy in about 8 hours. I will stop talking to people, texts will not be replied to. Feelings will be hurt. All until the one book is completed. Favorite authors include Neil Gaiman, Charles Dickens, Orson Scott Card, Dr. Seuss.
Food is life and I don't discriminate, just no tomatoes please.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee, Tea, Netflix, My car, A stable wifi connection, An unending sense of my own mortality.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How Hermione must've gone back and gotten a gen ed degree after she finished hogwarts because let's be real here there's no way that she's NOT doing that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing whatever the hell I want to. Maybe it's lazer tag, maybe I'll go to a museum look at some fossils and shit, my Friday's aren't a template
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm secretly really insecure I'm 1 inch away from being a full six feet tall and it keeps me awake at night sometimes.
You should message me if
You were at all interested by the ear wiggling
You like pizza
You think John Marshall is one of the greatest Supreme Court justices of all time
You listen to the chicken dance almost exclusively
You can appreciate a dude with a really manly sneeze.
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