In all seriousness, I'm an animator!
I love reading but just haven't had the chance to sit down properly with a good book for ages. Frowny face. That said, though, here's a few of my favourite authors...
Simon R. Green
I've got a pretty eclectic taste, but generally if it's rocky/pop-punky/ska-y, then I'm happy.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Game of Thrones
Avatar: The Last Airbender
BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE.