ThePolyGunner
39 Camarillo, United States
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My self-summary
About me: I AM NOT A POLYGAMIST!!

I'm a 3D artist and I work at the best grocery store, but everything in 3d is renders in polygons ( save for voxels I guess?). So the name is a play on the word "polygons". I guess in a population that doesn't know this it should be explained.

I'm a nice and funny guy. I'm not angry or abusive. I like working in the garden, dog walks, hikes, binge watching Game of Thrones it seems.

I want to find a serious girl. Not really wanting to waste time on here so would like to avoid certain types before investing time.

1. The Ghost: Those folk who just up and disappear even when I've not said anything weird and everything was looking good, they just poofed.

2. The "Text Only" type. I'm an old man. I grew up in a time when you would chain yourself to a wall for 3 hours to talk to a girl. Nowadays I feel like a stalker if I call them once. I called a girl I was in the middle of a text conversation with, in order to speed up the conversation, she denied my call, and texted me back. not saying she was in a meeting she could only text in, but just continuing the conversation. Would like to find someone enjoys the classic art of conversation, verbally, maybe even in person from time to time!

3. The Gamer: I love video games, and board games, but dating games are old......so.....old....... So if someone ignoring your text for two days impresses you, or you feel like I should have to ask you out, or pursue you or keep everything going and keep you interested, or you refer to other guys you are dating/ sleeping with as " friends" .

4. The seriously selective photographer. We are on a dating site. Of course you don't want to to put up bad photographs. but limiting you photos to pictures of your face, with the camera high and at an an angle, to stretch out your face, while you suck in your cheeks and pout your lips and having 10 versions of these things, I have to ask, is this place just another instagram to you, or are you wanting to date? cause in dating we will see each other face to face. And I may still like you for who you are. Knowledge is power.

I'm not being picky, I have no right to, not like I'm a super catch myself, however I've found these situations lead nowhere. I'm trying to think about the traits from relationships I've enjoyed in the past.
What I’m doing with my life
Always working on projects for my house, or garden. Working on my portfolio for getting back into a 3D studio. I walk my dog every day and go on hikes a lot more nowadays. Just got a bike a couple months ago and have been peddling around with that. If you have a bike lets go somewhere, I have a rack in my truck bed! Spent all last summer working on home projects. would like to spend this one going places. well I actually have to refinish my deck :\ this summer.

I work at the best retail store there is. Mostly work nights. but I have my Saturdays free. I can switch up my schedule as needed.
I’m really good at
Omelets! 3D art, Customer Experience, GTA5 flying that Hydra Jet. Coming up with stoner logic theories, Massages
The first things people usually notice about me
My Big Motherfuckin Titties!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Florence and the Machines, Jeff Buckley, Die Antwoord. I like all sorts of music.

I like scary movies and sci fi. Any good comedies. I'm not that picky.

As far as food goes anything but mushrooms and black olives!
The six things I could never do without
My Podengo, friends, family, chocolate, food, fun.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to do with the second half of my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Potentially working, or not, I work very sporadic schedules
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
this one time....at band camp....
You should message me if
You are easy going, fun, and don't mind beards!
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