30Baltimore, United States
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My self-summary
Hey there, I'll keep it simple. I feel like I'm half optimistic and half cynical. It's an odd combination but it serves me really well most of the time.

As long as I feel comfortable with someone I'll be an open book. When it comes to interacting with people, just be kind, respectful, and genuine. Being a chameleon, trying to be what you think other people will like, is no good because I've down that before and it doesn't make either person happy.

Generally, I like to hang out with friends - be it going out for an adventure or chilling and having casual conversations about morally ambiguous topics and pretending we're philosophers. In my opinion, good people = good times. Simple as that.
What I’m doing with my life
Graduated from UMBC, got my degree in English and now I work in IT. Makes sense, right?

Hanging out with interesting people and trying to answer life's weird questions, like "why is the Discovery Channel becoming click-bait quality crap" or "why does it take 5 tries to get the USB cable plugged in when there's only 2 different sides?"

I'm also into outdoor activities that give you a good workout, while being fun. Doing obstacle course races (like warrior dash) is great. Fighting waves in the ocean. I'm trying to get more into rock climbing.
Oh, and trying to do more adult things like saving up for retirement, cooking, saying no to strangers with candy in unmarked vans, etc. So far, so good.
I’m really good at
More or less instantly recognizing actors voices and/or faces from movies/tv shows, - even just in commercials. That's a skill, right? I have it on my resume, so I hope so...
The first things people usually notice about me
That I love to laugh and joke around. And sarcasm is great when it's not used to hurt someone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Dexter, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Breaking Bad, Modern Family, Nurse Jackie, a few more dozen shows I won't bore you with.

Movies: 40 Year Old Virgin, Live Die Repeat, Memento

Atlas Shrugged, big fan of the LOTR books and Harry Potter as well as their movie counterparts, the Dexter series.
Six things I could never do without
Computer, cell phone, friends, and.. um... chipotle, internet, and I guess car. Did I really just think of chipotle before I thought of the internet and cars? I really have an addiction...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Hypotheticals. What would it be like if Jesse Pinkman was on The Price Is Right?

Oh wait, that happened.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably out with friends somewhere, possibly indulging bar banter. Or taking a lazy night inside watching netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like dogs and cats, but I think dogs are cooler. Don't smite me please.
You should message me if
if your heart so desires to.
The two of us