32 New London, United States
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My self-summary
I love to chat about nothing and joke about everything. I'm creative and clever and if I had to choose either hardworking or lazy, I'd circle both. I'd rather have dinner and drinks than go on a hike and I'd rather play D&D than watch sports.

I'd say more but I might have accidentally just summed it all up.
What I’m doing with my life
I have my wonderful children half of the week, every week, and have no intention of mixing them into my personal life for a long time. I am more of a co-parent than a single dad and if you're not willing to deal with or understand the complexities behind that, we will not be compatible. Perhaps in another life. <3.
I’m really good at
Walking the line between nerd and..uh.. nah. Just being a nerd.
The first things people usually notice about me
No one has ever really told me. Can you?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I can't stand making lists about my interests, and as a rule I will never read yours. I'd rather know why you like the things you like.
The six things I could never do without
1. My children and the rest of my family.
2. My imagination. You've done me right, boy.
3. My capacity to keep my shit together.
4. My ability to forgo responsibilities and kick back.
5. My friends and their laughter.
6. Whiskey and Turkey Sandwiches.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Really sick, awful shit that sometimes makes me wonder if I have a soul.

What I -should have- said.
On a typical Friday night I am
I love being social. I often venture out without a plan and see who I can find over a pint. Laughing with strangers and sharing experiences is what life is all about.

I hate being social. I will often stay at home and just watch Netflix or play video games. Why bother getting out of my jamjams? No one's worth losing this comfort.

Both of these statements are true on any given weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no idea what "I ain't a playa' I just crush alot" means.
You should message me if
You fucking hate the word YOLO, but still want to use it in everyday conversation.

You can read between the lines.

You're not just some girl who wants to send me pictures of your penis.