A female friend said that I should tell you that I clean up after myself because that immediately puts me ahead of 99% of the other guys on here. My mom said I'm special. My grandma said I'm handsome. My 5 year old niece said I'm funny. My other 5 year old niece said, "Why are you so old and don't have a girlfriend or wife like everyone else?" I asked if she knew anyone for me but she didn't. So, here I am.
One day I decided being too focused on work made for a boring life, so I decided to change things up, see the world, and do epic things. I think these things would be a lot more fun with someone to can't-stop-smiling with. Whether this means traveling around the world, all day MST3k/Rifftrax marathons, or just shopping for groceries, it would be better smiling together. :)
I stumbled across a furry rave ... and went in.
I never was able to teach my dog that pillows are not for butts. It was a part of my nightly bedtime ritual to swing the dog-butt off of my pillow.
I'm currently on a week trip and I somehow forgot to bring any pants other than what I wore on my way here. I placed an order with Amazon 2 hour delivery and here is the update: "Jesus has your Amazon order and is out making deliveries". I needed pants, Jesus is delivering. It doesn't get any better than that.