41 Cedar Park, United States
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My self-summary
A female friend said that I should tell you that I clean up after myself because that immediately puts me ahead of 99% of the other guys on here. My mom said I'm special. My grandma said I'm handsome. My 5 year old niece said I'm funny. My other 5 year old niece said, "Why are you so old and don't have a girlfriend or wife like everyone else?" I asked if she knew anyone for me but she didn't. So, here I am.

Don't worry, I get the nieces back with excessive tickling.
What I’m doing with my life
It is 4 AM and I'm lying in a Miami hotel bed. With SXSW and Ultra Music Festival overlapping this year, tonight concludes 11 days in a row of attending festivals. I'm exhausted, but I can't sleep because I can't stop smiling.

One day I decided being too focused on work made for a boring life, so I decided to change things up, see the world, and do epic things. I think these things would be a lot more fun with someone to can't-stop-smiling with. Whether this means traveling around the world, all day Rifftrax marathons, or just shopping for groceries, it would be better smiling together.
I’m really good at
As you might have noticed, I don't take this too seriously. I showed some friends my profile, and they mostly facepalmed. That's ok. This whole online dating thing is kind of absurd, so why not embrace the absurdity?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm pretty sure the world revolves around Mystery Science Theater 3000, Master Pancake, and tasty food.
The six things I could never do without
"I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was homeschooled during high school and lived in the middle of nowhere. I didn't know anyone my own age during high school.