TheSpiceMustFlow
41Cedar Park, United States
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My self-summary
I am humanoid in shape with reasonably acceptable proportions and I have showered within the past 24 hours. Surely no woman can resist such a description.

A female friend said that I should tell you that I clean up after myself because that immediately puts me ahead of 99% of the other guys on here. My mom said I'm special. My grandma said I'm handsome. My 5 year old niece said I'm funny. My other 5 year old niece said, "Why are you so old and don't have a girlfriend or wife like everyone else?" I asked if she knew anyone for me but she didn't. So, here I am.
What I’m doing with my life
It is 4 AM and I'm lying in a Miami hotel bed. With SXSW and Ultra Music Festival overlapping this year, tonight concludes 11 days in a row of attending festivals. I'm exhausted, but I can't sleep because I can't stop smiling.

One day I decided being too focused on work made for a boring life, so I decided to change things up, see the world, and do epic things. I think these things would be a lot more fun with someone to can't-stop-smiling with. Whether this means traveling around the world, all day MST3k/Rifftrax marathons, or just shopping for groceries, it would be better smiling together. :)
I’m really good at
As you might have noticed, I don't take this too seriously. I showed some friends my profile, and they mostly facepalmed. That's ok. This whole online dating thing is kind of absurd, so why not embrace the absurdity?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm pretty sure the world revolves around Mystery Science Theater 3000, Master Pancake, and tasty food.
Six things I could never do without
"I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The worst injury I've ever had was caused by a toilet.

I stumbled across a furry rave ... and went in.

I never was able to teach my dog that pillows are not for butts. It was a part of my nightly bedtime ritual to swing the dog-butt off of my pillow.

I'm currently on a week trip and I somehow forgot to bring any pants other than what I wore on my way here. I placed an order with Amazon 2 hour delivery and here is the update: "Jesus has your Amazon order and is out making deliveries". I needed pants, Jesus is delivering. It doesn't get any better than that.
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