I have a tendency to get involved in the surreal, and not realize it until long afterward. In retrospect, giving kittens to cyborgs and offering ninja dating advice sounds like I'm just stringing internet memes together to try and be funny. However, that's the kind of life I lead.
I have every intention of doing something impossible within the next week. This is true of any given week.
I'm horribly shy until I get to know someone.
I'm a gourmet, or at least like to think that I am.
Thanks, mostly, to In-and-Out burger, I'm some 50 pounds heavier than when I picked my handle. I'm not complaining too much, since being 5'10 with an 18 inch waist was just kinda uncomfortable.
I'm looking for someone who I can argue literature, philosophy, and pizza toppings with.
I'm a picker.
I'm a grinner.
I'm a lover and... GODDAMMIT.
Plus, I get paid for MAKING VIDEO GAMES! Life is good.
Those are in different categories, since there is no sense to how Cajun cooking works.
Or, if they aren't psychic, that I'm talking at a million miles an hour.
If I had a book that had as much influence, it'd probably be the hint book to Day of the Tentacle. Extreme lateral thinking: It's not just using the Calculus 4 textbook on a horse, it's a way of life. Mind, it's not like I sit around studying the koans of Bernard Bernouli. I save that privilege for Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman.
Music-wise, I've been listening to a lot of Canadian rock lately. Who knew that was even a genre? Well, Paul Krugman, I suppose, but he is as wise as he is shrill.
I'm a very specific kind of gourmet. I specialize in no food, but try and find the best of every kind of food, to enjoy it for its own terms. If you wanted, I could point you to the best pizza, best pho, best burgers, and even the best Taco Bell in the area, then explain exactly what wine goes best with your Cheezy Volcano Chalupa. I'll admit that it sounds snobby, but there is food in our culture beyond whatever chef is the current darling of the gourmet world. If someone doesn't pay attention to it, how will anyone ever learn from it?
Since I seem to be breaking with OKCupid tradition here by having this be the wordiest entry in my profile, I will now randomly list things that I probably like.
Movies: Amelie, The Secretary, Hellboy 2, Versus, Wall-E, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Kung Fu Panda, The Red Violin, The Cat Returns, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Books: Johnathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, anything Terry Pratchett, McSweeney short story anthologies, Bagombo Snuff Box, The Gonzo Papers, A Confederacy of Dunces, Sandman Mystery Theater, Snow Crash, Dave Barry Does Japan, How to Play Piano in Spite of Years of Lessons, Iron Wok Jan
TV: I haven't had time to watch TV in a long while, but I used to watch House, M.D. the way my little cousins would watch Dora the Explorer, shouting answers at the screen. "Team, the biopsy came back negative, and she's crashing fast. Does anyone have any ideas?" "TRY CHELATION THERAPY!" "At this rate, how can we treat her without killing her?" "TRY CHELATION THERAPY!" "Say, what the hell kind of insurance do our patients have to let us do this week after week?"
Food: Everything but natto. Button mushrooms are also to be viewed with extreme suspicion.
My family, even if we do plot against each other like we were on the Young and the Restless.
My sense of humor. If I'm not laughing with the world, I'm laughing at it.
The f-word. It's versatile!
Adult conversation. Not necessarily mature conversation, but at least as insightful as a better Spongebob episode.
Something to figure out. I'm fully planning on learning everything there is to know about everything one day. At the schedule that I'm operating on, it'll only take forever.
Was that move evidence of Einstein's eccentricity, or his genius?
Saturday nights are the party night. Or the books on the couch with fresh baked cookies night.
They really, really wanted a new Starbucks on Coleman Ave.