TheTofuWeenie
22 Houston, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a very special snowflake.
What I’m doing with my life
Being the dog that caught the car.
I’m really good at
Not following the instructions on labels.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know; I am not other people. This question is the worst.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books in this order: Gone With the Wind, the middle is full of second place losers so we'll skip that, then the Count of Monte Cristo. but not the movie. that's kinda terrible. for both of them.
Movies: Conversations with Other Women even though some parts of it in hindsight make very little sense, Cheyenne Cinnamon. *bonus points if you make references during conversation*
I am very open to new musical experiences. ;)
I am very open to new culinary experiences. ;)
The six things I could never do without
Sex, Rhett Butler, all of the "abridged" online series, pasta, air, water. roughly in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex, Rhett Butler, how much pasta a person can realistically consume in one lifetime. Just regular stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
working, or playing video games because I have no social life to speak of.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
if I'm willing to admit it, it's not really private. trick question.
You should message me if
you feel like it. I can't imagine why you would after reading this, but if you do, kudos.

I'd love to meet someone who amuses me more than I amuse myself.
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