22 Houston, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a very special snowflake.
What I’m doing with my life
Being the dog that caught the car.
I’m really good at
Not following the instructions on labels.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know; I am not other people. This question is the worst.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books in this order: Gone With the Wind, the middle is full of second place losers so we'll skip that, then the Count of Monte Cristo. but not the movie. that's kinda terrible. for both of them.
Movies: Conversations with Other Women even though some parts of it in hindsight make very little sense, Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Disney and Pixar movies made for children, most things obvious and pop cultury that sort of everybody sees.
The six things I could never do without
Depends on the day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much pasta a person can realistically consume in one lifetime. Just regular stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
working, or playing video games because I have no social life to speak of.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
if I'm willing to admit it, it's not really private. trick question.
You should message me if
you feel like it.

I'd love to meet someone who amuses me more than I amuse myself.