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My self-summary
Do you ever feel like no matter what you write, it's going to come off cheesy as hell? The older I get the more I realize I need to change the way I do things. So here's a blunt self assessment. I'm sarcastic and outspoken to a fault at times. I tend to think I'm right more often than not, but who doesn't? Most of the time I'm pretty easy going, it takes a lot to change my mood. I work a lot and generally spend my off time with friends or family. It's definitely not unusual for me to go through anti-social phases. I'm actually an extrovert, just a terrible one.

Lately I've been working on living healthier, traveling, and getting outdoors more. I spent a lot of time on the water this summer and it definitely reminded me how much I love it. working with my hands is probably one of my favorite things to do. My career is in IT, so computers are one area I can do that, but I also really enjoy wood-working. I'm thinking about taking a blacksmithing course next.

I'm on here to find something long term, but for now, friends would be nice. Ideally I want someone who makes me want to better myself. I'd like to find a partner. Someone that will go with me to concerts, travel, hang out on the couch and read with me, and call me out on my bullshit. I'm a sucker for strong, intelligent, kind of sassy, women who like dominant men.

Also before you ask, that's not my daughter, it's my niece.
What I’m doing with my life
It took a long time to get here, but I'm one of the weirdos who actually loves his job. I work as a network engineer for a software company and I'm in school, finishing up my bachelors. On my days off I like to read, hike, kayak, hang out with friends, go to the movies, play video games, etc.
I’m really good at
Reading people. I'm pretty good at understanding how things work, and people aren't that dissimilar.
The first things people usually notice about me
Someone told me recently that everyone on here says "my eyes." Honestly, I have no idea. If you've met me let me know what you noticed first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Some of my favorite authors are Clive Cussler, Chuck Palahniuk, Jack London, Brett Easton Ellis, Hunter S. Thompson, Garth Ennis, Max Brooks, Neil Gaiman, Richard Dawkins, George R.R. Martin, or anything that catches my eye. The last book I finished was Damned by Palahniuk, read it over the course of a few hours one Sunday morning. I'm working my way through Good Omens and Guns, Germs, and Steel at the moment. I also like comics; Preacher, Fables, Walking Dead, most of the Marvel comics, X-Men, and The Boys are a few of my favorites.

Movies: Kill Bill 1 & 2, Iron Man, Inglorious Basterds, Pulp Fiction, No Country For Old Men, A History of Violence, American Psycho, 300, Dogma, Anchorman, Brick, Snatch, Lock Stock, Super Troopers, Superbad, Knocked Up, 3:10 to Yuma, The Dark Knight, Harold and Kumar, The Departed, Seven, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Star Trek, Fido, Thank You For Smoking, A Fistfull of Dollars, Blazing Saddles, Juno, The Boondock Saints, Zulu, True Romance, The Great Escape, Casino Royale, Shaun of The Dead, Sin City, 28 Days Later, Saving Private Ryan, Desperado, From Dusk Till Dawn, Half Baked, Fightclub, Grandma's Boy, Grindhouse, In Bruges, An Evening With Kevin Smith, Jesus Camp, Layer Cake, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Serenity, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Zombieland, Inception.

Music: Me First and The Gimme Gimmes, Johnny Cash, Tool, Tom Petty, CCR, Queen, TV On The Radio, Sublime, Tenacious D, STP, White Stripes, The Black Keys, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, BB King, Eagles of Death Metal, Cake, Sonny Boy Williamson, ZZ Top, Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Foo Fighters, Muse, Murder by Death, Them Crooked Vultures, Three Days Grace, Broken Bells, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Arctic Monkeys, Queens of the Stone Age, etc.

TV: Mr. Robot, Preacher, Flash, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Archer, Silicon Valley, South Park, Rick and Morty.

Food: Mexican, Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Indian, bar food, I'm not really a picky eater but I don't care for seafood....Ok I lied, I'm totally a picky eater, but I can find something to eat anywhere.
The six things I could never do without
Books, movies, wifi, friends/family, bourbon/420,'s really my main form of communication.

I need to add my dog, Penny, to this, but I can't decide what to remove.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to separate myself from reddit, my growing wanderlust, football, how I can get paid to travel the world, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Generally out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When my mom caught me looking at porn, instead of giving me "the talk," she handed me pamphlets on STDs and masturbation. It was no less awkward, but I didn't turn out too terribly maladjusted.
You should message me if
You like tall, sarcastic guys who will cook for you until you love them, you can dish it out as well as you can take it, you'll let me drag you to the movies.

I also used to work part time at a gun range. If you're ever looking to learn how to shoot just ask; I love teaching people.

I am currently looking for people comfortable with polyamory. I'm actively dating and seeking out long term poly relationships.