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My self-summary
I am a man of few words.

Any questions?
What I’m doing with my life
You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older, and deeper in debt. Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go. I owe my soul to the company store.

Well.. maybe not quite THAT intense. I help make videogames.
I’m really good at
I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do isn't very nice.

Actually, it is pretty nice. I consider myself to be a funny individual and I enjoy making people laugh. I'm also good to bounce ideas off of and to vent angrily about things to... shake your fist at the heavens and shout into the night in defiance!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, 2016
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a tall individual. After that... probably my height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by H.P. Lovecraft (Call of Cthulhu, The Color Out of Space, The Shadow Over Innsmouth), Nickel and Dimed, Confessions of an Economic Hitman, Secret History of the American Empire, Diablo and Warcraft series, Enders Game. I'm a fan of a good political read, as well.

Movies: I love comedies. Bowfinger, 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked up, etc. I love sketch comedy. Ghostbusters is my favorite movie all time. I've become something of a movie buff lately, so some of my current favorites are Interstellar, Gone Girl, Blue Ruin, Pulp Fiction (always a classic), American Movie, Kung Fu Elliot....

Music: Rock, Indie Rock, Pop Rock, Emo, Screamo, Punk, Post Hardcore, Experimental, Instrumental, Jazz, Jazz Fusion, Break Beats, Trip Hop, Hip Hop, J-Rock, Shoegazer, Surf Rock

Baths, The National, Aspidistrafly, Mobb Deep, Palms, Madvillain, DJ Shadow, Hammock, This Will Destroy You, Steely Dan, Boz Skags, The Doobie Brothers, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Meyvn, Acid, American Football, Nature Living, The Casket Lottery, Appleseed Cast, The Owls, Oceanlane, New Starting Over, Counterfit, Buddhistson, Sleeping at Last, Sunny Day Real Estate, Sponge, Sparta, Smashing Pumpkins, Hayden, 30 Seconds to Mars, Elliott, Gatsby's American Dream, Thrice, Thursday, Recover, Preserve the Sound, Dream Theater, Rush, Luna Sea, Sugizo, Inoran, J, Die!!Die!!Color!!!, Balzac, Death Cab for Cutie, The Deftones, Mogwai, Explosians in the Sky, Mono, Iron Maiden, Edguy, Blind Gaurdian, Hammerfall, The Mad Capsule Markets, Walrus, Matchbook Romance, And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, At the Drive In, Open Hand, Karate, Hayden, Lost City Angels, Poison the Well, Winslow, Unearth, Kagerou, Dir en Grey, Rhapsody (of Fire), DragonForce, From Autumn to Ashes, A Static Lullaby, Anatomy of a Ghost, Make Believe, Owen, Mineral, Maritime, Enigma (thats right, bitch!), etc

Music I DON'T like: Godsmack, Puddle of Mudd, Adema, POD, Coal Chamber, Korn, Spineshank, Sevendust, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Creed, Default, Maroon 5, 3 Doors Down, Seven Mary Three, Three Days Grace, any other band with Three in the name, Mindless Self Indulgence, LIT, Skrillex

Food: Asian food (Korean, Thai, Japanese), good ol fashioned AMERICAN CHEESEBURGERS, any sort of gourmet cuisine
The six things I could never do without
1. Music and Comedy
2. Wine and delicious beers and brews
3. Football (Longhorns and Buffalo Bills. Yeah that's right.)
4. FOOD.
5. Travel... although I have been without that for a while :(
6. Any sort of creative outlet
On a typical Friday night I am
Out and about, being out and about.

If there is no outness involved in my rampant aboutness, then it is typically replaced by nerdiness. Regardless of the situation, fun is usually had by all parties involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I speak like Frasier Crane, and have no shame in it. In fact, I find that this makes me a little bit of a badass.

I have seen Failure to Launch. Never said I liked it.... I've just seen it.
You should message me if
Go ahead and message me if you care to amuse yourself for a moment. I don't bite.

That's a lie. I bite, and I bite HARD.

Want to talk wonky about politics or economics? Message me.

Want to talk about comics, movies, or comic-based movies? Message me.

Want to talk about football, college or pros? Message me.

Want to talk about DC comics? Get out of here with that bullshit, Marvel run deep here WE DEM BOYS.

If you don't want to message me at all but are looking to kill some time on YouTube... then fine, don't message me. But check me out here:

If you are looking to find a way to make an easy to build and deploy website for your business or personal usage, check out I have nothing to do with them, but this fulfills the podcast advertising section of my profile.

If you're a rotten Normie with no sense of humor and are looking for a glamour shot of some dude who dresses like my uncle with a Blackberry clipped to his belt and some ridiculous profile espousing visions of walks on the beach and starting families behind picket fences... keep walkin. SEATS TAKEN.

Also, please don't send me dick pics. I've never had that happen to me once on here, but I see that in a lot of profiles and I guess I just feel a little left out not also stating it in mine. So, just.... don't.