I have a dog. Hes my buddy.
No seriously, i dont wanna describe myself here. Im a terrible salesman.
Writer by day
slave for 'the man' by night. A normal (dis)functioning adult would probably have it the other way around. I'm a vampire, and a lil ass-backward, so what?
Update: Recently chopped off all my hair (main pic is most recent), so no more poofy.
Re-update: The mop on my head has grown back.
Movies: Evil Dead 1 & 2, The Re-Animator, American History X, the 40-Year old Virgin, Return of the Living Dead, Vanilla Sky, The Toxic Avenger, Taxi Driver, The Shining, Documentaries, Foreign flicks, B-rated horror flicks, ect.
Music: 2pac, Nas, Portishead, Radiohead, The Delfonics, the Stylistics, Amy Winehouse, Bob Dylan, Cormega, System of a Down, Wu-Tang Clan, Foo Fighters, Mobb Deep, & Nirvana are always in steady rotation.
Food: Just feed me. Im hungry.
Slight Obsession with Chocolate, a Song of Ice & Fire, and The Walking Dead.
You like dogs.
You were on that "netflix & chill" shit before it had a title.
Youre not a cop or corrections officer.
No serial daters please. If you're meeting several okcupiders per week, we arent going to click like that. I aint about that life.