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My self-summary
My name is Brandon. Some people think I had a secret love affair with my beard. I went to three colleges in three years as a Literature major. I'm a geek. A writer. I work for a Record Store. I think robots are awesome. Hats are cool. I'm awful at Call Of Duty. I grew up in the 90s. I could have grown up in the 1900s, 20s and 30s. And the 50s, 60s and 70s. I collect all kinds of "cool" stuff and I do mean the "". Recently moved to Pittsburgh for work. Halloween is my favorite Holiday. Blue is my favorite color... I think. Fall is my favorite season. I can quite literally sleep through just about anything.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm the store manager at a record shop and my job is boss. I'm working on the next "GreatGreat American Novel" and am completely stoked about it.
I’m really good at
I like to think I'm good at making people laugh.... What I fail to realize, is that there usually laughing at me... Things go over my head very easily and I walk into things, like doors for example, often.
The first things people usually notice about me
It used to be my gnarly beard but since that's gone (don't really want to talk about it) I would say my ears and nose, they're pierced and gauged, so they attract attention, good and bad.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

The Smithss
Cannibal Corpse
Rolling Stones
New Found Glory
Remembering Never
Story Of The Year
The Cure
Mayday Parade
Dying Fetus
I Am Ghost
The Used
Haste The Day
Job For A Cowboy
My Bloody Valentine
Stretch Armstrong
Every Avenuee
The Maine
The Cure
Notorious BIG
Tyler Farr
Luke Bryan
Hit The Lights
Willie Nelson
Johnny CashCash
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Harry Conick Jr.
Howlin' Wolf
Gary Clark Jr
Gaslight Anthem


The Wicker Man
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Garden State
The Grudge Trilogy
The Crow
Cape Fear
Garden State
Stranger Than Fictionon
(500) Days Of Summer
The Phantom
Forbidden Planet
Nightmare Before Christmas
The Time Machine (1960)
Boondock Saintsssss
Hot Fuzz
Shaun of the DeadDead
Fired Up
Star Trek
Star Wars
Journey to the Center of the Earth (1930)
Great Gatsby
Pacific Rim
Woman In Black
Sucker Punch
Death Note
Marvel Movies
The Awakening
George Romero "Dead" films


Marvel Comics
Ameilia Atwater Rhodes
Neil Gaiman
Corneilia Funk
Emily Dickinson
Edgar Allen Poe
Nathaniel Hawthorne
Dean Koontz
Death Note
Doctor Who books
Richard Dawkins
Sam Harris
Stephen Hawking


Doctor Who
Hemlock Grove
Whisker WarsWars
Big Bang Theory
Big Brother
King of Queens
Star Trek
Modern Family
Ghost Adventures
Destination Truth
The six things I could never do without
-Hot Dogs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things... So many things... Never underestimate the things...
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying new and inventive ways to take over the world and figuring out how to warch Ghost Adventures without cable.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Not a lot to admit. Not really a private person.
You should message me if
If you think that we could go out and paint the town red and have a great time, regardless of what we're doing. And as for the people I don't want to message me? Well... no one's stopping you from messaging me... I just... don't have to answer... I guess.