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My self-summary
I'm sexier than Bernie Sanders.

Alright, nobody's sexier than Bern Sands, but I come damn close, just behind Larry David.

It'd be terrific to find a special human being and share different flavored Noosa with them.

I don't get why OKCupid thinks I'm a foul-tempered, drug-addicted Pigpen. I am not covered in soot, gobbling crystal meth, and smacking babies. Kindness is key for me, so is hygiene. I do my fair share of Ibuprofen-but that's strictly recreational.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm adjunct faculty currently pursuing my MFA so I'll be a full time professor-as well as a professional performer and extreme snow-blower.
I’m really good at
Knowing who's in what movie, who sang what song, and the Whos from Whovile.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height. My voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love John Gardner, Philip Roth, Gatsby, Mockingbird, Mice and Men, Middlesex. The Coen Bros., Scorsese, PTA, Christopher Nolan, the movie-"Leolo". Most HBO series, Rectify, Orphan Black, Being Human UK, Sherlock, Modern Family, Taxi. R&B, soul, funk, PRINCE!, I'm a Beatles nut. Newish bands I dig include Fleet Foxes, Vampire Weekend, She and Him, Gnarls Barkley. Indian, Thai, Deli, Pizza, Mexican, and things that are ice cream!
Six things I could never do without
My family(including my folks, brother, sister-in-law, and nephews.)

My dog.

A '70s funk mix.

Internal organs

A Swiss bank account.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why my dog won't clean the apartment.

What ingredients would make the ultimate movie, band, t.v. show.

As well as stereotypical neurotic Jew thoughts.

And also,

Your Mama.
On a typical Friday night I am
In the midst of grad school duties, hanging with my nearest and dearest, or my pup.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Have I mentioned I'm Jewish?
You should message me if
Bill Murray and Kristin Wiig are your parents.

And you can dig this:
The two of us