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My self-summary
I'm more read between the lines than fill in the blank.
What I’m doing with my life
Taking a break from my PhD and moonlighting as a bartender.

Having my cake and eating it too.

Embracing the final monologue of Trainspotting.
I’m really good at
the key strokes for diacritical marks...

making manhattan's...

recognizing voices of actors, who are off camera, in disguise or doing a cartoon character.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair, brains, eyes. In no particular order.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Here is what I have been listening to, reading and watching lately...

Sleigh Bells, Washed Out, Rolling Stones, Judas Priest, Patsy Cline, Motörhead, Iron Maiden, TV on the Radio, Stevie Wonder, Jawbreaker, Japanther,

Roald Dahl's "My Uncle Oswald."

Louie, Bob's Burgers, Broad City, Kroll Show, Portlandia,...
Six things I could never do without
Speert #1 comb, tacos, reading for the train, Last Week Tonight.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how much I love to watch other people think.

the “gross/great” enigma … that is bob's burgers.

the schlemiel, the schlimazel, and the schmegeggy!
On a typical Friday night I am
Amateur night. Rather be in on a Friday and out on a Tuesday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
off the record...
You should message me if
you're good company... if you happen to be Ilana'd like to go see some standup...
The two of us