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My self-summary
Hi. I'm smart, funny, entertaining, serious, enterprising, unique, worldly, artistic, focused, musical, well-read, left-handed, native New Yorker stranded in LA. Whew. I'm looking for what you're looking for - a smart, fun, good looking person to hang out with. (This used to say partner in crime but that expression is waay overused here and I'm not committing any crimes. Unless you have a super heist for one big last score - I'm listening).

Look, I'm not trying to cheat on this thing - I can talk and tell you every tiny detail about my life, but where's the fun in that? If you think you might like me - write me and we'll see what happens. Simple. Lets make this fun.

ENFJ if you care.
What I’m doing with my life
Making TV
I’m really good at
Looking super busy, motivating people, helping people, throwing / catching, practicing guitar (I STILL suck [but maybe not QUITE as much]) , backgammon, karaoke, BBQing and Jeopardy!

Lots of other stuff - just ask me.
The first things people usually notice about me
My face? My positivity? My sarcasm?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS - Brave New World, Lamb, anything Vonnegut or Irving or Stephen king or Explorer bios...lots more

MOVIES - Brazil, Woody Allen, Tarentino, Kubrick, Spielberg, Wes Anderson, Scorsese ..more later

TV - South Park, Rome, 60 minutes, Simpsons, GOT, MLB, NFL

SO MUCH MUSIC - The Beatles, Marvin Gaye, Nirvana, The jam, all Motown really, Black Keys, Springsteen, Pink Floyd, stones, the who, Marley, Tosh, Arctic Monkeys, Aloe Blacc, Al Green, Alabama Shakes, Gladys Knight, iggy azalea, The Smiths, R&B slow jams, Barringron Levy, Talking Heads, Ramones (my first concert at 15 with fake ID) , Lauren Hill, Tom Petty, Beethoven, Dylan, Chopin, Pearl Jam, Roy Orbison, Amy Winehouse, Portugal. The man, Band of Horses, Otis Redding, RHCP, Lana Del Ray (yes really), Queen, Jack White, Teddy Pendergrass, The Band, Super Heavy, Rob Zombie, R Kelly, Ray Charles!, CSNY, Steel Pulse, Beyonce, Mumford, Stevie Wonder -everything from Aerosmith to the Zac Brown Band - haw haw. Tons more - ask me and if don't know them, send me a link so I can check em out. Pretty much everything except screechy screaming metal and even that shit that I kinda like the music.
Update: Crushin on Kendra Morris this week.
New Update: All Bowie this week - if you haven't seen it, check out Ziggy Stardust & the Spiders from Mars movie, it's on youtube. Wow - what a different world it is!

Lasagna, BBQ, Chicken Wings (my specialty), bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches (my other specialty)
Six things I could never do without
Guitar / Music
My clairvoyance / crystal ball
The NFL. I'm a Jets fan and yes, I have a love / hate (mostly hate) relationship with that cursed franchise but they're my team and that's that. So, yeah J-E-T-S, jets, Jets, JETS!
The beach / the outdoors
Chicken wings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future / the past / the present / The Illuminati and the aliens, man

Also, whether I just just start all over and flip this thing and learn to play left-handed already. McCartney, Hendrix and Cobain might know something

I wonder what I would look like if I started transitioning like Bruce "Caitlin" Jenner
On a typical Friday night I am
Home? Out? Who knows - don't pin me down, man.

Why are you so fixated on Friday, Okc? What about the other nights?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I feel like filling this out and saying I'm into Dan Brown, Creed, Nickelback, Journey and Desperate Housewives (of Dallas or Atl) and see who responds.

Sometimes when I make a Bloody Mary, I put a SLIM JIM in there. Boo-Yah!
Correction : EVERY TIME

I don't actually have any shirtless bathroom mirror pics...or do i???

I didn't know you gals were so into chapstick

When I look at your profile and there's a group pic, I pick your hottest friend and instantly and truly believe that that's you.

I enjoy meditation immensely

Also, I worked as a PA on Color Me Badd's I Wanna Sex You Up video. Salt and peppa's "Talk bout sex' too. (sensing a pattern)? There, I said it. They're not on my resume but I'll post them here now. For you.
You should message me if
If you think we'd like each other and you have style and confidence and you can crack me up and you want to meet someone you'll never forget.

If you want to (and are qualified to) be my muse. (No pressure)
Or I could be yours. Or both. Or something.

ALSO - please be creative - Write, sing, bake, sew, play an instrument, contribute SOMETHING - and please don't be lazy.

Singers / Guitarists / musicians / songwriters go to the front of the line.

Oh and if you're my 90% or better friend match - why haven't you written? Some friend. Jerk. :(

Life is short, if you want to write me, just do it, cause you ain't never had a friend like me.
The two of us