Now that the legalese is out of the way my name is Drew and I'm looking to meet you! I love bad rhymes and puns. Mostly I live my life as an overly aware manchild that spends most of his free time larping, playing video games, and trying to find awesome live concerts. I love esoteric conversations about psuedo scientific philosophy and our relations to reality. I want to race quickly towards the horizon and experience everything I can on the way there. I'm just looking for someone to join me arm in arm and race with me.
I'm a decent fencer (epee is the only way!)
I used to teach basic swing and love dancing in general
I like to think I'm a decent author who's just overly self critical. I'd love to hear what you think about my short stories.
I'm great at weird conversations about new and interesting political, spiritual, or societal systems.
I am an 8th degree black belt kisser. I am the Jackie Chan of tongue play, and love to show off with it.
Rick paper scissors, meaning that I'm great at both theatre style larp and Rick and Morty puns. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
Books: Neverwhere and American Gods by Neil Gaiman, anything Terry Pratchett, all of the Forgotten Realms books, the graphic novel Preacher, the Watchmen, Deadpool, Hitchhiker's Guide and I'm bored of typing books but love to read.
Movies: Deadpool, the stuff out of the Marvel studios, horror movies, some comedies, SLC Punk (basically my life story), and really most things that get a decent rating. I loved Snakes on a Plane if that tells you anything about me.
Shows: currently on a major anime kick. Loving RE: Zero this season, the Fate series, Helsing Ultimate, and series that are similar. I like doing my own MST3K of bad anime for laughs. I've been watching all of the originals and just finished all of The Almighty Johnson's. Today as i write this in marathoning Rick and Morty for the dozenth time with my good friend and current housemate.
Music: loaded question and probably the most important one to me. I love love love electropunk, industrial, goth, punk, electronics of many types, and metal. Aside from that I have many pop artist guilty pleasures. An ideal night is hanging out with someone and going back and forth showing each other new bands.
Food: I love to cook and am pretty good at it. Mostly I make spicy food, but can accommodate others. I'm allergic to garlic (and I've heard every vampire joke out there) but I know how to compensate.
You are a person. With like, blood and organs and stuff. Maybe bones.
You want to have/talk about/think about new experiences.
You want to go on a crazy adventure.
You want to get coffee and sit in a shitty diner discussing the world.
You're into getting naked and dancing the night away.
You're a kinkster (vanilla sex is still fine though).
Don't be too nervous to message me or feel like you have to come up with something to say, just say hey and we'll go from there.