23 Lawrence, United States
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My self-summary
I'm 22 years old and filled with all sorts of satirical angst.
What I’m doing with my life
According to OKCupid, apparently being a spiritual optimistic, nymphomaniac drug addict.
I’m really good at
talking to small animals like they understand me, memorizing irrelevant historical information, being indecisive, finding Waldo and competitive weather forecasting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can't really say, isn't this something you would tell me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Any Vonnegut, the works of Edgar Allen Poe, anything by Alister Crowley (I am big fan of Gothic era), Dracula, Alice in Wonderland, The Shock Doctrine, historical literature and non-fiction and so, so many others.
TV Shows: The X-Files, Twin Peaks, The Following, Bones, Law & Order: SVU, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Hannity (for the lol's), Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Arrested Development, Friends, ect.
Movies: The Baader Meinhoff Complex, Carlos, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, The ABC'S of Horror, Apocalypse Now, Crystal Fairy & The Magical Cactus, Shrek (the original only), Marley & Me, ect.
Alternative - Arcade Fire, The Black Angels, Alt-J, AWOLnation ect.
90's Alternative - Placebo, Rage Against the Machine, Green Day, ect.
Classic Rock - The Who, The Rolling Stones, The Steve Miller Band, Pink Floyd, the Beatles, ect.
Folk Today: Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros, The Head and The Heart, The Mountain Goats, Iron & Wine, ect.
Classic Folk: Pete Seeger, Woodie Guthrie, Phil Ochs, ect.
Electronic Music: Autre Ne Veut, Grimes, Purity Ring, ect.
The six things I could never do without
1. Bratwurst
2. Music
3. Being outside
4. Conspiracy theories
5. Peanut butter & chocolate candies.
6. Reading
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not aliens have visited Earth.

*Spoiler Alert* -- They have --
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with a small group of friends, possibly watching Netflix or playing video games. Occasionally, I, too, party.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
For almost a year, I thought T.I. was saying "I want Joe Biden, need Joe Biden" in his hit "Whatever You Like". I was hopelessly confused about the song's meaning.
You should message me if
you're on OKCupid cause that's whole point.