Oh, and trying to figure out this sites personality graph. HAHAHA. I'm one of the most independant people I know yet I'm listed as not very......hmmm....the machine rises against me!
My teleportation abilities
Orgasms (giving, receiving, receiving and giving, such versatile things those! And FUN!)
My pet rock Pythagorus (he also doubles as a weapon I can throw at those that chastise me, unfortunately he doesn't come back on his own)
Books books books and more books....did I mention books?
Writing....which means my laptop but a type-writer (old school bitches!) can also work here.
The knowledge that it was I who in fact killed Santa Clause. (He grovelled like a peasant!)