31 Cherry Hill, United States
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My self-summary
Until just recently, I've been living with a recliner wedged in my stairwell; now, instead of feeling like an obstacle has been removed, I just feel like I've got a recliner-barricade shaped hole in my life.

Also, I'm pretty tight with my dog.
What I’m doing with my life
Not being a Raptor - of the Veloci or feathered variety - or Ghengis Khan.

To my chagrin.
I’m really good at
Mario Kart 64 & Pokemon Stadium & Telling Stories & Befriending Your Dog & Capitalizing The First Letter Of every Word... damN.
The first things people usually notice about me
Just going off of remarks made when I first meet people, I'd say it's usually the beard.

Makes sense, my beard is amazing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read Calvin & Hobbes a lot. I would eat lunch with Bill Watterson and die a happy guy with a full belly.
The six things I could never do without
Eh. Other than the 'duh' essentials, I don't know. I've done without things before and I plan to do without more things in the future.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What carrot seeds look like; if fish sleep or are they all awake because they are too scared to find out what it means to sleep with themselves; if you could shrink down to 2 inches and wear a heat/fire proof suit would it be so bright as to blind you when you ran around the glowing embers of a campfire; if Jupiter was a marshmallow how many years would it take to make chocolate and graham crackers big enough to solar roast an interstellar s'more?

Y'know, practical shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hunting the elusive snipe or just wandering the city with my puppy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am more than slightly convinced that, when my chest hair completes the X it has been slowly forming, I will gain a superpower.
You should message me if
... you want to go rock climbing (gym) with me. I need a belaying partner

...you want to wander the city with my puppy and I.

...you've got a ride off this rock, I'd be up for a one way trip to the stars.