31 Cherry Hill, United States
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My self-summary
For over a year, I lived with a recliner wedged in the stairwell from my 1st to 2nd floor; since it is gone, instead of feeling like an obstacle has been removed, I just feel like I've got a recliner-shaped hole in my life.

Also, I'm pretty tight with my dog, I play a decent amount of video games, and sometimes I like to take the train to Philly and walk around like I have somewhere to go or someone to see...
I don't, but there is gelato.
What I’m doing with my life
You know that houseplant that someone gave you ages ago; that someone was super important and even though you don't quite know why they gave you the plant, you know they meant for you to take care of it and like of course you aren't going to throw it out or salt its earth, but you kinda just slide the pot into the kind-of-gets-sun corner of a slightly unused room in your house where you sometimes remember to water it now and then?

yeah, I'm basically doing that.
I’m really good at
Burping, sleeping in the car, telling stories, Mario Kart 64 & Pokemon Stadium, and losing track of time.
The first things people usually notice about me
Just going off of remarks made when I first meet people, I'd say it's usually the beard.

Makes sense, my beard is amazing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read Calvin & Hobbes a lot. I would eat lunch with Bill Watterson and die a happy guy with a full belly.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee. Not even for caffeine, I experience very little effect from that, just fuggin' love coffee. When told I had to stop drinking it because of acid reflux, I reluctantly and with much effort cut my intake from ~36-48 Oz a day to 18-24.
This nearly killed me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What carrot seeds look like; if fish sleep or are they all awake because they are too scared to find out what it means to sleep with themselves; if you could shrink down to 2 inches and wear a heat/fire proof suit would it be so bright as to blind you when you ran around the glowing embers of a campfire; if Jupiter was a marshmallow how many years would it take to make chocolate and graham crackers big enough to solar roast an interstellar s'more?

Y'know, practical shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hunting the elusive snipe or just wandering the city with my puppy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am more than slightly convinced that, when my chest hair completes the X it has been slowly forming, I will gain a superpower.
You should message me if
You want to get gelato with me and my dog or smoke a spliff atop a parking garage and people watch or walk around the city in the late-late/early-early stillness.
Or if the sky turns purple, pizza grows on trees, and you want to play GTA:Online with me.

Or, for a limited time, you want to dress me up for Halloween. You can cut my hair, but you can't cut my beard, and I'm pretty open to costumes.