Also, I'm pretty tight with my dog, I play a decent amount of video games, and sometimes I like to take the train to Philly and walk around like I have somewhere to go or someone to see...
I don't, but there is gelato.
yeah, I'm basically doing that.
Makes sense, my beard is amazing.
This nearly killed me.
Y'know, practical shit.
Or if the sky turns purple, pizza grows on trees, and you want to play GTA:Online with me.
Or, for a limited time, you want to dress me up for Halloween. You can cut my hair, but you can't cut my beard, and I'm pretty open to costumes.