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My self-summary
Whenever I get naked in my bathroom... My shower gets turned on.
What I’m doing with my life
As of right now, trying to impress you. Is it working? No?

How about...

.... now?

All jokes aside, I'm in the business of writing & producing music, annnnnnd I may or may not have a YouTube channel where I sometimes dress up like Robin and rap out Eminem's lyrics. I'm also kinda involved in Experiential Marketing, which keeps me somewhat busy, but blah, blah, blah! Who cares, right?

Let's hear more about you. Did I tell you how fantastic your ass looks in those jeans?
I’m really good at
Using my shin bone to find furniture in the dark.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have white fingernails (no I do not paint them) and that I'm half-deaf. So if you ask me how I'm doing and I respond with, "Why, yes... I do own a pair of Batman underwear...", you'll understand why I'm not a complete idiot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Everything, but primarily Hip Hop
Movies: The Dark Knight, Old School, Gladiator
Shows: Breaking Bad, Homeland, Modern Family
Food: Sushi, Tandoori Chicken & Sandwiches
Books: The Bell Jar, Angels & Demons, To Kill A Mockingbird
Six things I could never do without
1. Music
2. Saying, "yo..."
3. Sarcasm & humour
4. The gym
5. Coca Cola gummies
6. And my collection of Nike hats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What kind of monster squeezes out toothpaste from the middle of the tube?

Why it's called an asteroid when it's out of the hemisphere, but a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

If our whole universe is just a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in an alien's child's room as a science project he got a C- on?
On a typical Friday night I am
Rescuing cats from trees, leaping from tall buildings in my Batman suit and performing other related nonsensical acts of heroism.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can take pictures without even using a camera (check in my photos for proof).
You should message me if
1. You don't take selfies in the bathroom all day long
2. You're willing to Skype before meeting up
3. You're witty and can appreciate my sarcasm
4. You work out and/or are slim-fit (1000 apologies if that offends anyone, but we all have a type, don't we? ;)
5. You have at least one photo where I can clearly make out your face and it isn't tilted to the side, upside down or zoomed in on just your eye or cheekbone.
6. You're interested in getting to know the real answers to the questions on my profile


7. You think it'll be LEGEND...

....wait for it...

The two of us