Ok, really I have no idea. It might be that I have a sarcastic/dry sense of humor.
Books: Most recently I've been reading a lot of Jim Butcher (Dresden Files), R.A. Salvatore, and Anne Rice. I used to read a lot of Stephen King, but once he started to churn out a book a week I got off the bandwagon. I've also read a lot of the classics and I'd say my favorite book of all times is The Count of Monte Cristo, although Lord of the Flies and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest are also high on my list.
Movies: I'll watch nearly anything once from Fantasy/Adventure to Psychological Thrillers to Horror movies to old B movies, but probably my favorite genre is comedies. I'm a big fan of older comedies like Animal House, Up in Smoke, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail as well as slightly newer comedies, especially Office Space and anything by Kevin Smith. If I had to narrow it down to my absolute favorites it's probably between Kevin Smith's Dogma and Dazed and Confused.
TV: I've been watching a lot less tv lately, but I still find time for Californication, Game of Thrones, and Lost Girl. I tend to stay away from the major networks, although I do love the Big Bang Theory even though I resist watching the newest ones because I've convinced myself that at some point I'm going to go back and watch them all in order.
Music: You'll usually find my car radio tuned to classic rock (Zeppelin, AC/DC, the Beatles, you name it) which my older brother turned me onto when I was fairly young. Having spent my formative years in the 80s and 90s I've also still got a spot in my heart for hair metal (Skid Row, Cinderella) and grunge (Nirvana, Pearl Jam) although I don't listen to them all that much any more. I do also listen to slightly heavier stuff (Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson) when the mood strikes me. Probably my favorite though is anything Led Zeppelin.
Food: Unlike the others, my tastes in food are far less eclectic. I'm very much a meat and potatoes boy, although I do also pizza, most Italian and Mexican, and some Chinese and Indian. I'm really not into seafood especially sushi, but I do enjoy deep fried shrimp although I guess you can deep fry just about anything and make it good.
I tend to get the short end of the stick on the whole "nice guys finish last" scenario, so if you're tired of the assholes and looking for someone to treat you the way you should be treated then chat me up.
Finally if you just want to offer constructive criticism on my profile that would be cool as well.