27 Stony Brook, United States
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My self-summary

They wouldn't let me end it at "Always Growing." So there was a woman and a man; they had a little baby, and there were three in the family.

"A free boy, a leader afraid of his own authority, proud and sensitive and suspicious, battling against the squalor of his life and against the riot of his mind."

I am narcisistic, contradictory, and trying to be simple
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to build a cushion to comfort those who care about me as I look for the highest place to fall to my death from.

I just( August, 2012) graduated with my B.A in English and Linguistics (Multidsiciplinary, not double). I thought I wanted to live in different places for a year at a time, and I went to Vietnam for a few months, but I'm no expat. I'm coming back home to pursue a career in workforce and economic development in this great state, but if I can't for some reason, I'm qualified and capable of teaching English abroad.

I like business and politics and public policy and EMS and statebuilding and whatever else awesome fucking people do.

Dream job at 35: Ezra Klein
45: Charlie Rose
55-death: Keith Richards
I’m really good at
Doin' dishes, turning off shit entertainment quickly, not dribblin' pee on my pants, knowing what other people are good at, enjoying boners, and fantasizing.

Adapting, and utilizing tools and resources: I'd like to take this space to defend my use of this site. For one thing, I'm very particular about partners, and outside of looks, this site gives a great template for people to express themselves, more so than could be understood through dancing with someone at a club. It's free, and it allows me to throw a wider net to find people I may enjoy, without depending on the chance that they'll be somewhere when I am somewhere and able to interact with each other. We're absolutely putting ourselves in a position of vulnerability with the chance to be somewhat harassed by having such public profiles. But, generally, there shouldn't be the stigma to online introduction spaces such as OKCupid like there is with people my age. (I think it'd be a little more effective if there were more things like attractiveness grouping, and maybe limiting message ability of those who abuse the site, but it's still better than nothing.)
The first things people usually notice about me
That I forgot their name, and I can't stop looking at their chest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: anything by Ben Franklin, Albert Einstein, George Washington, Sir Francis Drake, Buzz Aldren, Smokey the Bear, Franklin Turtle, and Mos Def.

Movies: Anything on WE or Lifetime; I love commercials.

Music: Fuckin' hate music.

Food: Pastrami: a.k.a God's Vagina
The six things I could never do without
My 5 nipples and my cat, Dickbag--> ask for pictures.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gay-Sex and Murder
On a typical Friday night I am
I like to drink and laugh and sing with friends, but ideally I'd be learning or producing or being some kind of non-nobody.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My penis, when erect, curves slightly to the left.

I could date anyone attractive enough for a couple of weeks, but that's not what I'm looking for. So, if you're attractive enough and can see the good through my somewhat abrasive qualities, then there's a high likelihood that you're the type of person I'll try to keep around for as long as possible.
You should message me if
You're reading this.