The Actor: An autistic-ish goofball with a heart of gold. He's the cuddler of the group and has the dance moves of a seizuring John Travolta. If you need to drone on about your day in excruciating detail, he's your man. Maybe you can help us convince him to shave his mustache!
The Photographer: A humble artist and ladies man with exceptionally good looks, unmatched wit and charm, and a huge penis (We let him write this part...). He can often be found taking selfies in the downstairs powder room, and loudly bragging about the minutiae from his career and love life. Truly an unchecked ego.
The Gambler: A sociopathic enigma, currently emotionally unavailable. He is looking for activity partners that can open his world to unique LA experiences. Also likes it when girls buy him dinner, and in exchange he will watch Sex and the City with you.
Together we make one complete human being. Come and date one... or all three of us!*
* Limit of one romantic emotional connection at a time per user, however all three persons may be present on any given date or meeting
Sith_Librarian: I've slept with ThreeGuysOneOKC so many times that I really don't know how to feel about it...
Ladiloki: How did this even happen?
gofisch: What are you doing in my apartment?
hopescotch: That was unfortunate.
Benegesserit78: I like books!
RobinScherbatsky: Profile was hilarious, but no offense, none of you guys are my type.
ahippiegypsyiam: After this date, all of my goals in life have been achieved. This is amazing!
As you can see, we're quite the catch! REAL PEOPLE! REAL TESTIMONIALS! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!
◊ You have one friend and want a double date (selected at random).
◊ You have no friends (which is sad) and need a 1-on-1 date (one of us selected at random).
◊ You're into foursomes.
Kidding! You can only have sex with one of us at a time!