31 Valley Village, United States
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My self-summary
We're three sexy 21st century gentlemen living in a cozy townhouse together in LA. Come join us in our wild and crazy histrionic adventures where we learn about life, love, and friendship.

The Actor: An autistic-ish goofball with a heart of gold. He's the cuddler of the group and has the dance moves of a seizuring John Travolta. If you need to drone on about your day in excruciating detail, he's your man. Maybe you can help us convince him to shave his mustache!

The Photographer: A humble artist and ladies man with exceptionally good looks, unmatched wit and charm, and a huge penis (We let him write this part...). He can often be found taking selfies in the downstairs powder room, and loudly bragging about the minutiae from his career and love life. Truly an unchecked ego.

The Gambler: A sociopathic enigma, currently emotionally unavailable. He is looking for activity partners that can open his world to unique LA experiences. Also likes it when girls buy him dinner, and in exchange he will watch Sex and the City with you.

Together we make one complete human being. Come and date one... or all three of us!*

* Limit of one romantic emotional connection at a time per user, however all three persons may be present on any given date or meeting
What I’m doing with my life
Acting, Gambling, Photographing, loving.
I’m really good at
Being awesome to hang out with! But don't take our word for it, here are some customer testimonials!

Sith_Librarian: I've slept with ThreeGuysOneOKC so many times that I really don't know how to feel about it...

Ladiloki: How did this even happen?

gofisch: What are you doing in my apartment?

hopescotch: That was unfortunate.

Benegesserit78: I like books!

RobinScherbatsky: Profile was hilarious, but no offense, none of you guys are my type.

ahippiegypsyiam: After this date, all of my goals in life have been achieved. This is amazing!

The first things people usually notice about me
That I am 3 people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
We've heard that Caddyshack is good.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If this sort of gimmick profile will work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with each other, while still feeling very, very alone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
We have all heard each other having sex.
You should message me if
◊ You have two friends and you want a triple date. Sounds great, right?
◊ You have one friend and want a double date (selected at random).
◊ You have no friends (which is sad) and need a 1-on-1 date (one of us selected at random).
◊ You're into foursomes.

Kidding! You can only have sex with one of us at a time!