27 Neumarkt in der Oberpfalz, Germany
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My self-summary
Goofy, loving, romantic, sarcastic and cynical Guy. Book loving Nerd and Mosh Pitting Metalhead at times. Soft voiced storyteller and manipulative bastard. Cuddle friendly and a kinky fuck. Secretivly Isolated and honest sharing. I'm mellow and chill, but overthink many things. So yeah... I had many harsh chances to develop character

Anyway, most profil texts are mostly useless at letting you know a person, so instead i'll teach you how to tag things on okcupid. 2 Brackets [] on both ends of a word, like this;

Archery - BDSM - Magic - Cooking - German

Now you create clickable tags that show you other people with a shared intrest, isn't that sweet?

For German keyboards;

strg + alt + 8 = [
strg + alt + 9 = ]
What I’m doing with my life
I manage Projects, IT stuff.

So basically I yell at people in several countrys. In a nice way.
I’m really good at
Storys, Fantasy and Humor
Honestly all skills that allow me to avoid having to actually share anything about myself or my past.
Then some Archery, Computerstuff and Magic

The Art of Mental Trickery and Manipulation, or you know, getting what I want. Certainly helps with my job.
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me.

Cliché answer aside, I have long hair and a beard and hair everywhere, so my high natural testerone level, produced by my massive, horse like... Ego?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Neil Gaiman, Terry P, Some alt-indi shit, some metal, some of everything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to not think to much.

Sometimes our brains work against ourselfs and we really need to learn to not give a shit sometimes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dancing on a rooftop with a shoe on my head, inside the shoe is a frog that ate 3 smarties and a spoon of coke. The lances are knotted together under my chin, so it doesn't just fall off you see? There is a beat box on the other end of the roof. I normally wear a open shirt, black or with stylish artwork on it. In my left hand I carry a wine bottle with the corkscrew still in it, halfway open. In my right I hold my phone, sending messages out to random numbers as I rock a air guitar. There is also a hula-hup ring around my waist, but normally not for long. No good at that. Under the frog-shoe I wear a backwards cap, while my hair is drawn back in a ponytail and my beard is in y stylish, not shaved for 3 days style. On my feet I wear one inline-skater and try to use a vacuum cleaner with the other. Did I mention I am wearing leather gloves? Well I am, they are rather sweet and keep my hands warm when the wind goes a little rough up there. I close my eyes and recite the lyrics of "The best song in the world, by tenacious D", then do "Alphawezen - Rain" in reverse. I sometimes do hip trusts, just to train my body musculature, but really not to be so nervous about what I´m doing. I then snort a pack of sugar from mcdonalds (urgs) including packaging and explain to the police officers that I am infact not high on drugs, and no, I won´t sell my natural high, I swear! Then i get drunk enough to dare sing campfire songs with my friend on the guitar, soon after making up the words as we go along.

Yes, every Friday. How about you?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have never and most likly will never share all my secrets with anyone.
You should message me if
... if you want to have a actual conversation, not just meaningless blubbering. Don't say nothing with many words.

... you are curious

... you are bored of the normal and average