26Saint Clairsville, United States
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My self-summary
I just moved to the area for work. I enjoy playing videogames, basketball, pizza, and intentionally annoying uptight people.

I have also, begrudgingly, shaved my beard and cut my hair, and I can't decide if I am growing it back or not. Edit: I did grow them both back!
What I’m doing with my life
I just moved to the Ohio Valley for a job in WV. I used to live in Palm Beach Gardens, FL, so winter is net exactly my cup of tea

I think my job is really cool and interesting, but I also acknowledge that most people would think it is boring.

Other than working, I am trying to make some new friends up here and trying to avoid being bored out of my mind.
I’m really good at
Telling tall tales, cooking, piano, and dad jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
That my body and clothes reflect and absorb light at different wavelengths. After that, you would have to ask them.
Also apparently I am a smart ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Your favorite album will tell me a lot about you as a person. I may or may not form my initial opinion of you on this question alone.

I like classic rock, metal, alternative rock, old country music (no songs about trucks or tractors or boots thank you), and a few songs of almost every genre.

I have been on a big Indian food kick the past few months

My guilty pleasure T.V. show is Law and Order. I know all the episodes follow the same recipe and its like 70-30 in favor of the prosecution, but something just pulls me in. Other than that I have been told I like bad TV. I am literally always down to watch Gilmore Girls and drink.

Movies are tough. I don't want to say I like all movies, but I like a lot of movies. Horror, romcom, action, thriller, terrible made-for-T.V. SciFi. They all have their place.
Six things I could never do without
This is a place to make an old and not funny joke, but I decline OKCupid. Don't tell me how to talk to people!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I am going to do with my life, pizza, why people have to sleep other than the fact that we get sleepy, how the music I used to listen to in middle school is awesome, and other things of this nature.
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying a craft beer with some friends, staying in by myself, or going on an adventure. No real typical Friday nights for me.
You should message me if
You want someone to be yourself with

You don't want to steal my kidneys
The two of us