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My self-summary
So how am I suppose to fill this little box to sum myself up when all the good words have been used already? I'm just mainly looking for someone to waste time with and keep each other entertained. I'm a recovering foodie and find that if I stay busy I don't miss it so much. I'm not looking for my next ex wife, but if I happen to stubble across someone that would fit the bill great.

Anyway, I have a strange sense of humor, just like everyone else. Or maybe I don't. There are many things that I enjoy, my kitties, my guitars, taking photographs, working on anything mechanical, watching people, watching the world go by, riding motorcycle, and fishing. God this is getting repetitive. Sometimes I even like to go to the bar and make an ass of myself.

I tend to be very spastic and change my mind frequently about things that aren't important. The things that matter, you better have a compelling argument if you want to change my opinion. I tend to be shy at first, but get over it quite quickly. Most of the time I enjoy being in control of most situations, therefor the BDSM type of relationships tend to work best for me. Not saying that I would pass up vanilla for the right person.

I'm at a point in my life where I don't really need the hassle of people that can't be honest about what they want, or who they are. I know that we all have our flaws and are a little bit crazy, I'm just looking for the same crazy as me.

I am hilarious, intellectual, and twisted
What I’m doing with my life
My life at this moment revolves around keeping myself busy. Usually riding the motorcycle, playing guitar, listening to any live music that I can find, having coffee with friends, finding cool new places that I haven't been and fishing.
I’m really good at
making people laugh, usually at me.

Finding inventive ways to waste time.

And after I find those, I'm good at getting myself out of the trouble I got into.
The first things people usually notice about me
I wouldn't know, I spend most of my time trying to slip below peoples radar. I don't care to be pigeon holed into a definable category. So if you don't notice me, I can be whatever I want.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: R.A. Salvatore. Stephen King. Dean Koontz. James Butler. Hell, I'll read almost anything. Including instruction manuals.

Movies: Better off Dead, High Fidelity, Grosse Point Blank. Notice any theme here? Most of the Kevin Smith films. Anything kinda campy, horror, comic book based, or scifi.

Music: Anything. I can listen to anything and when I put the iPod on shuffle, LOOK OUT! almost any genre could be played next.
Six things I could never do without
Every time that I try and come up with something that at some point I couldn't live without, the only thing that I know I could be without is family. Be it the family that I chose or the one that brought me into this world.

My kitties would be a close second.

That's all, the rest of the material stuff comes and goes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people do what they do. I tend to like watching people and trying to figure out what motivates and drives them. People are strange, cruel, and petty. But they can be just the opposite when given the right catalyst. Why is that?
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging at my house, playing with the cats, playing video games, or strumming the guitar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like Cheez! Not just cheese, but Cheez!
You should message me if
If you have something interesting that you want to talk about, something in common with me, nothing in common with me. You want to hang out and find new and creative ways to waste time doing something fun. Or you're bored and just want to talk.
The two of us